Field Marshal
Elder Lister
So today I decided to marinate a PYT of 22 years with some vodka before going to show her the wonders of Old Faithful. We went to a place called Rio Breeze in Gikambura which incidentally has a swimming pool and kids' play area.
Sitted on the next table was this gargantuan black guy with a pot-belly to London, about 38 years old. He was with his equally gigantic wife, and they were chopping on nyam chom and chips like there was no tomorrow. I actually for one moment thought ni ile mongoose inaitwa @Aviator.
Kidogo kidogo the couple was joined by three children, ages about 12, 8 and 5. And that's where the shock hit me.
Unbelievably, the kids were more obese than their parents!!
And kwanza walikuwa wametoka kuswim so they were in costumes, except for the gal (middle child) who also had a shuka. They looked hideous, with the 8-year old gal even having sagging matitis.
Kidogo kidogo watoto wakaletewa kuku porno na soda, with the oldest, a boy, getting a coke. By the time I was on my third WhiteKAP the kids were on their second or third soda.
I swear I almost stood up to go and give those parents a piece of my mind. How can they claim to love those poor children when they are setting them up for debilitating lifestyle diseases - diabetes, heart disease hypertension, arthritis etc by the time they are in their twenties? I mean, who doesn't know than an obese child prolly won't live to their 50s especially in a setting such as ours where one can't get kidney or heart transplants easily? Who in their right minds allows their children to become little waddling, fat pigs?
I am 75 years and I don't even have a pot, for god's sake! WTF!
Na nikiguza hao watoto those hippos will come at me guns blazing, eti wanawapenda niende nikazae wangu nilee vile nataka. What's wrong with some people? Ni ujinga ya kuzaliwa ama kujiwekelea honestly?
I got so disgusted and annoyed I told my PYT twende Kamangu Gardens tuchukue room area yote inuke burning rubber. But shetani ni nani - Old Faithful akakuwa Old Useless. Ikakuwa kujaribu kucheza darts na padlock.
Maybe ni vile damu ilikuwa imechemka.
Tutarevisit lakini...isorait.....
Sitted on the next table was this gargantuan black guy with a pot-belly to London, about 38 years old. He was with his equally gigantic wife, and they were chopping on nyam chom and chips like there was no tomorrow. I actually for one moment thought ni ile mongoose inaitwa @Aviator.
Kidogo kidogo the couple was joined by three children, ages about 12, 8 and 5. And that's where the shock hit me.
Unbelievably, the kids were more obese than their parents!!
And kwanza walikuwa wametoka kuswim so they were in costumes, except for the gal (middle child) who also had a shuka. They looked hideous, with the 8-year old gal even having sagging matitis.
Kidogo kidogo watoto wakaletewa kuku porno na soda, with the oldest, a boy, getting a coke. By the time I was on my third WhiteKAP the kids were on their second or third soda.
I swear I almost stood up to go and give those parents a piece of my mind. How can they claim to love those poor children when they are setting them up for debilitating lifestyle diseases - diabetes, heart disease hypertension, arthritis etc by the time they are in their twenties? I mean, who doesn't know than an obese child prolly won't live to their 50s especially in a setting such as ours where one can't get kidney or heart transplants easily? Who in their right minds allows their children to become little waddling, fat pigs?
I am 75 years and I don't even have a pot, for god's sake! WTF!
Na nikiguza hao watoto those hippos will come at me guns blazing, eti wanawapenda niende nikazae wangu nilee vile nataka. What's wrong with some people? Ni ujinga ya kuzaliwa ama kujiwekelea honestly?
I got so disgusted and annoyed I told my PYT twende Kamangu Gardens tuchukue room area yote inuke burning rubber. But shetani ni nani - Old Faithful akakuwa Old Useless. Ikakuwa kujaribu kucheza darts na padlock.
Maybe ni vile damu ilikuwa imechemka.
Tutarevisit lakini...isorait.....
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