Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Guka is bemused and also somewhat saddened beyond measure by the pathetic lacklustre, low-IQ attempts to ridicule, mock, pour scorn and sneer at his immense ability to analyse, examine, dissect and comment on current events. The fact remains, and shall forever remain, that Guka is simply unimpeachable. His gargantuan intellect, logical thought, fidelity to veracity, extensive network of confidants and uncanny clairvoyance is what has made him the most influential contributor both here and the MCA shithole. This is without contestation.
In this thread https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/recovery-of-firearms-in-kilimani.28800/ hordes of rabid, sub-terranean shitty bonobozzz have tried to question Guka's interpretation of a single police signal. One @menstrual female orangutan has even gone further to question Guka's mental state, alleging Guka's often caustic, racous and grating comments (by design) are a sign of past psychological trauma.
The fact is that Guka often is at a loss of what to make of a supposedly educated youthful citizenry whose entire riposte to any minor setback, problem or crime is apocalyptic balderdash. To wit: Kenya is doomed; Kenya is a shithole; The poor will soon eat the rich in Kenya; Uhuru is the worst president ever; Uhuru is the most corrupt president; Kenya will explode like Sri Lanka; We need a civil war in Kenya to cleanse the country; This Kenya is a simulation. It cannot be a real country (in the above cited post); etc etc ad nauseum.
Countries are body politics that face challenges, problems and setbacks. To take every minor infraction, setback, mistake and challenge as an existential event is naive, stupid and imbecilic. To wish one's own country death and damnation is the nadir of stupidity; only the very extreme loser will do so so that, in his weird thinking, everybody is destroyed to regress to their level.
I, Guka, will continue to call bullshit when I see it. Kenya ain't going nowhere bonobozz. This country ain't going bankrupt and won't fail. Today, several millionaires emerged. And Uhuru is not anywhere near our worst president.
You can wake up and start smelling the coffee, or you can continue to wallow in your loser-mentality whining and ranting.
I would encourage you all, even though you may find thinking difficult, to try it once in a while. Analyse events for what they are. Not everything is black or white. And Mama Ngina is not the biggest shareholder of KPLC, whatever that is. The reason we Africans as a race are considered the most stupid is because we find thinking too tasking. We'd rather go with the crowd or jaba-base bullshit that doesn't make sense. Or ferk hoes and drink ourselves silly. Before waking up to complain how useless the government is.
I commit to continually remind you of your obligation to think a little longer, a little harder, even though you may take this as evidence of some past PTSD, like the menstrual monkey.
After all, what would I be Guka for?
In this thread https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/recovery-of-firearms-in-kilimani.28800/ hordes of rabid, sub-terranean shitty bonobozzz have tried to question Guka's interpretation of a single police signal. One @menstrual female orangutan has even gone further to question Guka's mental state, alleging Guka's often caustic, racous and grating comments (by design) are a sign of past psychological trauma.
The fact is that Guka often is at a loss of what to make of a supposedly educated youthful citizenry whose entire riposte to any minor setback, problem or crime is apocalyptic balderdash. To wit: Kenya is doomed; Kenya is a shithole; The poor will soon eat the rich in Kenya; Uhuru is the worst president ever; Uhuru is the most corrupt president; Kenya will explode like Sri Lanka; We need a civil war in Kenya to cleanse the country; This Kenya is a simulation. It cannot be a real country (in the above cited post); etc etc ad nauseum.
Countries are body politics that face challenges, problems and setbacks. To take every minor infraction, setback, mistake and challenge as an existential event is naive, stupid and imbecilic. To wish one's own country death and damnation is the nadir of stupidity; only the very extreme loser will do so so that, in his weird thinking, everybody is destroyed to regress to their level.
I, Guka, will continue to call bullshit when I see it. Kenya ain't going nowhere bonobozz. This country ain't going bankrupt and won't fail. Today, several millionaires emerged. And Uhuru is not anywhere near our worst president.
You can wake up and start smelling the coffee, or you can continue to wallow in your loser-mentality whining and ranting.
I would encourage you all, even though you may find thinking difficult, to try it once in a while. Analyse events for what they are. Not everything is black or white. And Mama Ngina is not the biggest shareholder of KPLC, whatever that is. The reason we Africans as a race are considered the most stupid is because we find thinking too tasking. We'd rather go with the crowd or jaba-base bullshit that doesn't make sense. Or ferk hoes and drink ourselves silly. Before waking up to complain how useless the government is.
I commit to continually remind you of your obligation to think a little longer, a little harder, even though you may take this as evidence of some past PTSD, like the menstrual monkey.
After all, what would I be Guka for?
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