This is Guka - Niwekeni Kwa Maombi Wadau...

[Kasaman]

All happening in Ndeiya Massive - the land of brave Purebloods.

We rule.

Live from Ndeiya broti
BLUE PILL EPISODE 1

 

[Aviator]

RIP Guoka in advance.
See you on the other side

 

[Aviator]

Ferk you sign

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We had Clawmatsu, and that nose-picker I can't remember from who.
Now what to we call this?
Tù-thimbù or what?

 

[Mshikaji Bazu]

Marshal iyo mguu pekee ukiwekelewa utamwaga mpaka makamasi.

 

[Field Marshal]

Wazi muzee.

Njaruo unataka nikufe kura ya Sugoi ipotee?

 

[Introvert]

Njaruo unataka nikufe kura ya Sugoi ipotee?

Such a simple death is not befitting.
Wewe utachukuliwa kwa pit latrine na dragon, remember?

 

[Gikonyo]

Hi @Field Marshal how was the sexescapede are you still breathing if so kindly share with us how it all went down

 

[Mongrel]

Hii momo ingekuwa mfugo hio nyama ni premium quality

 

[Kasaman]

Hi @Field Marshal how was the sexescapede are you still breathing if so kindly share with us how it all went down

If surviving, he got the worst headache ever and the eyes are painful..... a cross friend experience but alinyuria hours later !
Give guka time ,by midday he will be with kina Thuo,mutula kilonzo, kojuang, etc etc etc etc plus many kenyan men

 

[Eng'iti]

Muzee uko hai?

 

[mr ShairMan]

Apana tumia kemical wewe ngafanya cointus legit na wewe ngamwaya in 2 seconds na bado tafurahi sana

 

[Kasaman]

ngamwaya in 2

Ata gas hakuna !

 

[Field Marshal]

Muzee uko hai?

Hanging in there....................bado mapambano

 

[Kasaman]

Hanging in there....................bado mapambano

Naona uko hai !
Prayed for you in church

 

[Field Marshal]

Naona uko hai !
Prayed for you in church

For real? Musoo basi ataona moshi. With god over me and Musoo under me poor gal is gonna feel a lot of weight............

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

For real? Musoo basi ataona moshi. With god over me and Musoo under me poor gal is gonna feel a lot of weight............

Soft boner finally inaperform? Good for you.

 

[Kasaman]

For real? Musoo basi ataona moshi. With god over me and Musoo under me poor gal is gonna feel a lot of weight............

Go for it guka ! When you happy we are happy
Lakini usimuahidi hacieda ama probox !

 

[Eng'iti]

Hanging in there....................bado mapambano

Matombano matombano, bado matombano?

 

[Kasaman]

Matombano matombano, bado matombano?

You remember how the senetor kicked the backet shouting that those words !