This is Guka - Nilirogwa Ama Nini?

[Field Marshal]

In less than 24 hours, I have read TWO stories of housemaids disappearing with colossal amounts of money belonging to their employers (Sh600,000 and 4.5m respectively), as well as another dude who just left Sh5.7m in his car to kukojoa pale Thika.

Kwani watu wako liquid aje siku hizi? Na mbona mimi sina hata Sh350 ya kukula nusu kilo ya punda hapa Ndeiya Massive? Is this why I have psychological issues zinafanya nitukane orangutans ovyo ovyo? Nilirogwa na nani?

Nisaidieni pris.

Mkitaka naweza weka ile kitu.........................

ION, yesterday as I was dashing from Ndeiya for a meeting in Industrial Area, a woman frantically flagged me down near Gikambura. I thought she knew me so I stopped coz I thought she recognised the Armoured Wingroad. Turned out she was a random Kuria woman who was taking lunch to her brat in a a local school. Eti she was late.

This morning bitch calls me (yes, I gave her my number) and terminates the call with 'love you'.

Guka is prey. And earth is hard, especially for hard-up Kuria women...............atajua hajui........

 

[Mwalimu-G]

for hard-up Kuria women

Most likely ameng'uurwa ile kitu ya ku-generate sparks...

 

[Kasaman]

In less than 24 hours, I have read TWO stories of housemaids disappearing with colossal amounts of money belonging to their employers (Sh600,000 and 4.5m respectively), as well as another dude who just left Sh5.7m in his car to kukojoa pale Thika.

Kwani watu wako liquid aje siku hizi? Na mbona mimi sina hata Sh350 ya kukula nusu kilo ya punda hapa Ndeiya Massive? Is this why I have psychological issues zinafanya nitukane orangutans ovyo ovyo? Nilirogwa na nani?

Nisaidieni pris.

Mkitaka naweza weka ile kitu.........................

ION, yesterday as I was dashing from Ndeiya for a meeting in Industrial Area, a woman frantically flagged me down near Gikambura. I thought she knew me so I stopped coz I thought she recognised the Armoured Wingroad. Turned out she was a random Kuria woman who was taking lunch to her brat in a a local school. Eti she was late.

This morning bitch calls me (yes, I gave her my number) and terminates the call with 'love you'.

Guka is prey. And earth is hard, especially for hard-up Kuria women...............atajua hajui........

and just like that,guka shoot blanks again !

 

[Mnyama Fulani]

Guka, usijali look at the positive side of life... Armoured wingroad-you drive, Ndeiya-you live in a good neighborhood, clean food, fresh air and food, good roads...bprobably rural area ni within metropolis. You were headed to industrial area-ypu have a commitment that takes you out of the village.
Woman texts professing her love for you... Mali bado inajileta kwa kichinjio bila struggle...
In other news, men have various struggles hapa nje. Ni vile hatusemi. Keep your head high and thank the big one...

 

[Field Marshal]

Most likely ameng'uurwa ile kitu ya ku-generate sparks...

It occurred to me by the way kwanza since she's over 30..........................

 

[Field Marshal]

Guka, usijali look at the positive side of life... Armoured wingroad-you drive, Ndeiya-you live in a good neighborhood, clean food, fresh air and food, good roads...bprobably rural area ni within metropolis. You were headed to industrial area-ypu have a commitment that takes you out of the village.
Woman texts professing her love for you... Mali bado inajileta kwa kichinjio bila struggle...
In other news, men have various struggles hapa nje. Ni vile hatusemi. Keep your head high and thank the big one...

Thanks bro. Very refreshing............