This is Guka - Mtajitetea Mkiwa Upande Gani Bonobos? This is Why I Am the GOAT!

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I know that I'll sound immodest, but the fact is I have been around the block twice, done and ferked that, peed on a baboon, and known things and people I shouldn't have. And I am still standing at 72 years. Which is why a majority of you take me seriously.

A few, mostly bonobos, don't.

The other day I told you a story about a dossier that a close friend is preparing on the Uhuruto divorce.


I was shocked to see people who I would have expected to trust my sources trash my post. I wondered, all this time we have been together, over 10 years, have I ever lied to you? Have I ever let you down? Am I not Guka? Well, its your right if you want to trust the likes of @Okiya but that ain't gonna take you far, trust me.

Basically, to recap, in that post I told you that the dossier says that the Uhuruto divorce is premised on humint and elint of the loose utterances by the DP and his acolytes while in the 'safety' of their homes and gavament offices, done mostly in extremely abusive Kalenjin, all of which reached State House. Apparently, Uhuru can forgive everything, hata personal matusi, but he can't forgive disloyalty and bad-mouthing his innocent kin. In some of the recordings some really derogatory things about alcohol and parents are allegedly said.

Last Sunday, one of Kenya's foremost journalists, Kamau Ngotho, wrote a story entitled 'Six mistakes by Jaramogi that DP Ruto is repeating'. Somebody here has just drawn my attention to it.


This is what Ngotho wrote in his point number six of the Ruto-Jaramogi errors. Read my post carefully and then re-read this section. I have bolded some sections of the Ngotho story. And remember, this is THE SECOND INDEPENDENT SOURCE TO BACK THE DOSSIER'S NARRATIVE.

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6. Forgetting the Boss has the ‘Deep State’

In a showdown with the boss, Jaramogi may have overlooked the fact that Mzee Kenyatta had the Deep State in his corner.

“There wasn’t much Odinga could do without Kenyatta knowing about it. The police and the Special Branch (now National Intelligence Service) were directly responsible to Kenyatta. Their orders were to keep an eye on Jaramogi, and they did.”

The Ambassador goes on: “The first indication I heard from Kenyatta that he didn’t trust Jaramogi was when he called me over to inquire about America’s financing of Kenyan politicians… ‘But what about Odinga’s subsidies from the Chinese and Russians?’ I asked him. ‘I know about them,’ said Kenyatta. ‘I have already called in their ambassadors and told them to stop’.”

On another occasion, Ambassador Attwood invited Jaramogi for dinner at his residence.

“This time he came with an aide, but also a carload of bodyguards who we knew to have been planted to report on him. So we had extra mouths to feed.”

Yet on another occasion, Jaramogi sneaked to the Tanzanian border to meet a contact from the Chinese embassy in Dar es Salaam, which was the conduit for his secret slush funds. The intelligence leaked the news to the media. When Jaramogi denied it and threatened to sue, the intelligence rubbed it in by leaking the time and the number plates of the cars Jaramogi and his contact came in, and made it known to the VP that next they would release pictures secretly taken by the intelligence.

In the present case, when addressing the Jubilee PG meeting on Tuesday, President Kenyatta reportedly charged angrily: “You badly talk about me and you think I don’t hear? I have the intelligence and I get all that. Even if you don’t respect me, at least respect the office I occupy.”

Earlier on, Jubilee vice-chairman David Murathe had told a vernacular FM radio station that “the DP is clever only by half because all his phones and those of his schemers are monitored. His boss gets daily briefs on his every move”.

Indeed, it can be tough being DP!

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