This is Guka - @Mongrel and Other Ndeiyans, Nini Husumbua Nyinyi?

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
You occupy some of the most prime land in Kikuyu, Kabete and Dagoretti, lakini shanties ni za mabati brown. Why now?

But that's not even the issue I am raising today. No.

Juzi Uhuru ametujengea hii barabara ya Thogoto-Gikambura-Kamangu-Kamandura. I don't know whether ni magari hamjaona or what.

Kwa the very short stretch between the By-Pass and Gikambura entrance nimecount 10 new car washes. 10 car-washes within 2kms.

What's wrong with you people? Manki see manki do? We can't come up with original ideas?

Nimeshangaa sana, especially since every other roadside business is a hardware store/yard...................
 

QuadroK4000

Elder Lister
You occupy some of the most prime land in Kikuyu, Kabete and Dagoretti, lakini shanties ni za mabati brown. Why now?

But that's not even the issue I am raising today. No.

Juzi Uhuru ametujengea hii barabara ya Thogoto-Gikambura-Kamangu-Kamandura. I don't know whether ni magari hamjaona or what.

Kwa the very short stretch between the By-Pass and Gikambura entrance nimecount 10 new car washes. 10 car-washes within 2kms.

What's wrong with you people? Manki see manki do? We can't come up with original ideas?

Nimeshangaa sana, especially since every other roadside business is a hardware store/yard...................
Guka hiyo slum ya Kiamburii Bado iko? IFF yes.... Then where do you think you will get those dirty tittied gels that ask you for Mia mbiri in the morning?

Ama unataka watoke Kid Farmaco ama ma ya ihii? :ROFLMAO:
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
You occupy some of the most prime land in Kikuyu, Kabete and Dagoretti, lakini shanties ni za mabati brown. Why now?

But that's not even the issue I am raising today. No.

Juzi Uhuru ametujengea hii barabara ya Thogoto-Gikambura-Kamangu-Kamandura. I don't know whether ni magari hamjaona or what.

Kwa the very short stretch between the By-Pass and Gikambura entrance nimecount 10 new car washes. 10 car-washes within 2kms.

What's wrong with you people? Manki see manki do? We can't come up with original ideas?

Nimeshangaa sana, especially since every other roadside business is a hardware store/yard...................
Locals will never develop those places ,look at rwaka - banana . mbarì ya kuhara pale rwaka gachie, gacharage ,ndenderu used to clear each other like hell. Ukionekana kwa stage heading town ,young ninjas wait for you wakupole jioni. Same with mbarì ya mbogo pale mucatha, duka hakuwa ilikuwa inachika , kironyo an old business man there had a hard time. They later started selling broti to any buyer . Wakaenda rift valley valley in early 90s to buy 10 acres ,kiambaa. (You know that story ) clever local divided their plots ,sold a piece and develop rental buildings. Clever one like guango came up with estates and totally changed the village.
Untill that happen along southern bypass expect carwash and robbery to thrive !
 
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Mongrel

Elder Lister
You occupy some of the most prime land in Kikuyu, Kabete and Dagoretti, lakini shanties ni za mabati brown. Why now?

But that's not even the issue I am raising today. No.

Juzi Uhuru ametujengea hii barabara ya Thogoto-Gikambura-Kamangu-Kamandura. I don't know whether ni magari hamjaona or what.

Kwa the very short stretch between the By-Pass and Gikambura entrance nimecount 10 new car washes. 10 car-washes within 2kms.

What's wrong with you people? Manki see manki do? We can't come up with original ideas?

Nimeshangaa sana, especially since every other roadside business is a hardware store/yard...................
Ndani ndani kumenjegwa sana
 

LeoK

Elder Lister
You occupy some of the most prime land in Kikuyu, Kabete and Dagoretti, lakini shanties ni za mabati brown. Why now?

But that's not even the issue I am raising today. No.

Juzi Uhuru ametujengea hii barabara ya Thogoto-Gikambura-Kamangu-Kamandura. I don't know whether ni magari hamjaona or what.

Kwa the very short stretch between the By-Pass and Gikambura entrance nimecount 10 new car washes. 10 car-washes within 2kms.

What's wrong with you people? Manki see manki do? We can't come up with original ideas?

Nimeshangaa sana, especially since every other roadside business is a hardware store/yard...................
I read somewhere one time that one of the indicators of economic growth is the building industry. We also say in Greek that 'they do not finish grass for each other' ! When the market saturates natural selection will take place. Only the efficient will survive the rest will be forced to move in to the other shitty idea they discussed in their local.
 
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Field Marshal

Elder Lister
I read somewhere one time that one of the indicators of economic growth is the building industry. We also say in Greek that 'they do not finish grass for each other' ! When the market saturates natural selection will take place. Only the efficient will survive the rest will be forced to move in to the other shitty idea they discussed in their local.
For sure the place, previously a hardship area, inadevelop a break-neck speed. Just to illustrate, most bus companies are now using the route to western Kenya and beyond, and so are trucks. Commerce is picking up.

On the downside accidents are crazy, especially since the locals don't have 'highway manners'. Unapiga corner unakutana live live na nyang'au na punda na maji right in the middle of the road.................
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
Locals will never develop those places ,look at rwaka - banana . mbarì ya kuhara pale rwaka gachie, gacharage ,ndenderu used to clear each other like hell. Ukionekana kwa stage heading town ,young ninjas wait for you wakupole jioni. Same with mbarì ya mbogo pale mucatha, duka hakuwa ilikuwa inachika , kironyo an old business man there had a hard time. They later started selling broti to any buyer . Wakaenda rift valley valley in early 90s to buy 10 acres ,kiambaa. (You know that story ) clever local divided their plots ,sold a piece and develop rental buildings. Clever one like guango came up with estates and totally changed the village.
Untill that happen along southern bypass expect carwash and robbery to thrive !
You seem to understand the history and geography of these places very well.
Are you his agemate?
Today kamoja kameniangusha kapsaaaaaaaa. Ka-stupid singo matha stood me up, eti she saw me with another woman in my armoured ex-Iraq 4-wheel drive Wingroad with bullet proof glass...................sasa najitibu tuu hapa Hide-Out na ma-WhiteCUPS
Ebu organize nikupeleke ukambani mid august ukaangalie MSim. Akikustand up tutatafuta plan B.
 
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