This is Guka - Masaibu ya Mafisi...

[Field Marshal]

You meet a girl. She's a waitress in a dingy bar at the shopping centre. About 19. A 6-ft Kale with the longest legs you've seen and no ounce of fat.

A girl who can make a 78-year old PreCambrian proto-prganism very happy by papasaring his long extinct makagaresmo, even if the mucuthiski does not respond.

This morning, little bisch plays according to the old Kenyansque hoe plot.

What a pity. I was gonna suck on those perky little titties like my pacemaker depended on it...

 

[QuadroK4000]

Sasa expect calls and random texts from unknown numbers including but not limited from Vodafone Uganda, Tigo etc etc

 

[Ole Waru]

Eti lunch, kwani alikua akufe njaa before you came along

 

[Cortedivoire]

Ungetuma 50. Uingie semi finals

 

[upepo]

A good battle plan should never go to waste over a few coins.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Eti lunch, kwani alikua akufe njaa before you came along

imagine uko Kwa boxing ring alafu opponent ana faint sababu ya njaa .

 

[Field Marshal]

It is not the amount, it's the guts. You meet just once with a gal and automatically she acts like you owe her. Owe her for what? This Kenyan stupidity must end.

I posted this here to educate the boychild..

 

[Kasaman]

It is not the amount, it's the guts. You meet just once with a gal and automatically she acts like you owe her. Owe her for what? This Kenyan stupidity must end.

I posted this here to educate the boychild..

The idiot girl child is just brainless and lazy !

 

[zapp_brannigan]

The idiot girl child is just brainless and lazy !

 

[Kasaman]

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Kumbe safaricon is in this mix

 

[Othello]

This is a fact you can choose to deny: You aren't in your 70s.

 

[Stories from a sad stranger]

A good battle plan should never go to waste over a few coins.

Sending those little coins is for losers.

Time and time again this has been used as a strategy to weed out those they don't like.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Kumbe safaricon is in this mix

Where did I mention Safaricom wewe Mzee ?

 

[Clemens]

It is not the amount, it's the guts. You meet just once with a gal and automatically she aicts like you owe her. Owe her for what? This Kenyan stupidity must end.

I posted this here to educate the boychild..

Very common due to the ploriferation of simps, in my case it's a petite nyerian chic that thought I was game since I was smiling alot (hajui ni ukipmeno in me). Anyway hard men(in many ways) are hard to find.

 

[shocks]

hajui ni ukipmeno in me

wewe hakuna uchokozi that can get to your nerves

 

[kibinda nkoye1]

wewe hakuna uchokozi that can get to your nerves

He must be a high ranking disciplined man in the disciplined forces somewhere. He doesnt react he responds

 

[Tommy Kwesule.]

Instead of publicly shaming the girl you should become a feminist and try to fix the income inequality that forces women to beg for food. Has it crossed your mind that the girl could have been an engineer or some other respectable occupation if her life circumstances were different?

Wewe ni fisi anayekula mizoga ya ndoto za watoto wa kike.

 

[Field Marshal]

Instead of publicly shaming the girl you should become a feminist and try to fix the income inequality that forces women to beg for food. Has it crossed your mind that the girl could have been an engineer or some other respectable occupation if her life circumstances were different?

Wewe ni fisi anayekula mizoga ya ndoto za watoto wa kike.

Nugu simp....it's not the business of any man to uplift random women just because they have a hole between their legs...

 

[Kasaman]

Nugu simp....it's not the business of any man to uplift random women just because they have a hole between their legs...

Wewe !
You keep forgetting you got a pacesetter, any sudden change in operations mode will be fatal !

 

[Tommy Kwesule.]

Nugu simp....it's not the business of any man to uplift random women just because they have a hole between their legs...

Calling me a simp when you'd rather furk a helpless woman than one who can take care of herself?

It turns out that the Man Eaters of Tsavo had a dental problem that kept them from hunting their normal prey so they settled to eating humans because they were soft easy targets.

Mzee kibogoyo anakunywa uji vijana wakivunja mifupa.

Man-Eating Lions of Tsavo Did Indeed Eat People, Teeth Reveal

Dental clues confirm some rumors about the ravenous cats of Tsavo, while also raising new questions

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