This is Guka - Mada Kuu; Changieni Wadau................First of My Weekly 'Murders'....

[Field Marshal]

Forget Hollywod crap. Truth is sleeping on the same bed with your partner (wife/husband) is often very uncomfortable. Snoring, kunyamba beans alikula chama, breath ya WhiteKAP, ku-pull blanketi pande moja, kuwekelewa miguu ama mikono, etc etc ad nauseum.

Back in the 70s a wise old man gave me the secret of great sex between a woman and a man living together - "sleep on separate beds on opposite sides of the same bedroom. Akitaka anakuja. Ukitakata unaenda. Kama nyinyi wote hamtaki mnalala."

Wewe unaona aje?

 

[Budspencer]

True, but 7 by 7 inamaliza hii kitu

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Forget Hollywod crap. Truth is sleeping on the same bed with your partner (wife/husband) is often very uncomfortable. Snoring, kunyamba beans alikula chama, breath ya WhiteKAP, ku-pull blanketi pande moja, kuwekelewa miguu ama mikono, etc etc ad nauseum.

Back in the 70s a wise old man gave me the secret of great sex between a woman and a man living together - "sleep on separate beds on opposite sides of the same bedroom. Akitaka anakuja. Ukitakata unaenda. Kama nyinyi wote hamtaki mnalala."

Wewe unaona aje?

Eeh so it's since 70s , how has it worked for you ?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Forget Hollywod crap. Truth is sleeping on the same bed with your partner (wife/husband) is often very uncomfortable. Snoring, kunyamba beans alikula chama, breath ya WhiteKAP, ku-pull blanketi pande moja, kuwekelewa miguu ama mikono, etc etc ad nauseum.

Back in the 70s a wise old man gave me the secret of great sex between a woman and a man living together - "sleep on separate beds on opposite sides of the same bedroom. Akitaka anakuja. Ukitakata unaenda. Kama nyinyi wote hamtaki mnalala."

Wewe unaona aje?

Been there done that. And it wasn't on advise from an old man in the 70s. It works...

 

[MbitikaZetu]

Very true. Sleeping on a 4×6 is the surest way of killing the sexual life in marriage.

 

[Thiem]

Unless you are 50yr old fossil,you wouldn't wish bibi alale mbali na wewe
She twerks a little bit on your mjulus and BOOm unamshow akae position for fireworks

 

[Gikonyo]

True, but 7 by 7 inamaliza hii kitu

 

[Bolo Yeung]

True, but 7 by 7 inamaliza hii kitu

Like a boxing ring, after every round everyone goes back to their corner

 

[Massai]

Upuzi ya kuoa at 25....by 70 your wife irritates the hell out of you

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Upuzi ya kuoa at 25....by 70 your wife irritates the hell out of you

True is you live that long.

@Field Marshal is an exception. He has lived to 93.4 years

 

[Sabuni]

Forget Hollywod crap. Truth is sleeping on the same bed with your partner (wife/husband) is often very uncomfortable. Snoring, kunyamba beans alikula chama, breath ya WhiteKAP, ku-pull blanketi pande moja, kuwekelewa miguu ama mikono, etc etc ad nauseum.

Back in the 70s a wise old man gave me the secret of great sex between a woman and a man living together - "sleep on separate beds on opposite sides of the same bedroom. Akitaka anakuja. Ukitakata unaenda. Kama nyinyi wote hamtaki mnalala."

Wewe unaona aje?

Makes sense now. My grandparents bedroom had 2 beds. 1 on opposite sides of the room.

 

[Duke of Busia]

Marriage has no hacks just make your bed n lie on it