This is Guka - Happy Holidays...

[Ssabasajja]

Don't go pointing the chicken with your car keys.
Kizungu uache nairobi.

Ulipona?

 

[Introvert]

Na kweli wewe ni D... ama wacha tu. Umesoma meseg yangu vizuri?

Samehea Afande.
Hata @kijanamrefu alisema, "Kama si hii Corona, singejua curfew kwa Kiswahili ni barakoa."

 

[Liberty]

Happy holidays

Dont engage in useless fights.

A friend mkesha wa mwaka mpia, in a bar drinking, in his drunken stupor, alienda kwa counter kushika shika the waiteress, about saa tisa usiku, kumbe the owner of the bar was around and the waiteress ni bibi yake B, jamaa aliumwa kwa chin nyama ikatemwa chini. Found him in the morning going to hospital. A bad ending. Pombe si uji

 

[Riva]

Happy holidays



A friend mkesha wa mwaka mpia, in a bar drinking, in his drunken stupor, alienda kwa counter kushika shika the waiteress, about saa tisa usiku, kumbe the owner of the bar was around and the waiteress ni bibi yake B, jamaa aliumwa kwa chin nyama ikatemwa chini. Found him in the morning going to hospital. A bad ending. Pombe si uji

Which friends are these you keep, padre?

 

[Badded]

Watu Wa Nairobi Wamefika Wanaita Kila Kitu 'stuff'!Njoroge Niki Na Nairofi?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Happy holidays



A friend mkesha wa mwaka mpia, in a bar drinking, in his drunken stupor, alienda kwa counter kushika shika the waiteress, about saa tisa usiku, kumbe the owner of the bar was around and the waiteress ni bibi yake B, jamaa aliumwa kwa chin nyama ikatemwa chini. Found him in the morning going to hospital. A bad ending. Pombe si uji

You should have rebuked the spirits of vengeance, confusion, promiscuity, darkness etc etc while at it.

 

[Liberty]

Which friends are these you keep,?

All are mine, bro.

 

[Denis Young]

Ulipona?

Kiatambo sana chief. Thankfully, zangu zilikuwa mild not even a cough. Hopefully C-19 2.0 haitakuja kutumaliza.

 

[Peterb]

Happy holidays field enjoy

 

[Peterb]

Don't go pointing the chicken with your car keys.
Kizungu uache nairobi.

@Dennis who is she?

 

[Peterb]

Happy holidays Guka

 

[Field Marshal]

How come you guys are not sending begging gukas money?