This is Guka - End of Pay Bill Effort

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
I, Field Marshal CouchP, would like to sincerely and most profusely thank all those who contributed generously to my numerous paybill appeals for WhiteKAP.

Asanteni sana.

Special thanks go to my baes @Aviator and @Tiiga Waana , who at all times were ready to make generous contributions, as well as the numerous gentlemen led by the great @Abba, @bigDog and many others who rose up to the occasion (ahem!) when called to.

Following close consultations with my kitchen Cabinet, I wish to close the WhiteKAP appeal, and hereby notify everybody that I should no longer be associated with paybills of whatever manner. Nimeuza shamba na sasa niko na pesa mingi sana so I will henceforth be able to buy my own booze.

Mungu awabariki.

PS: Any body around Ndeiya can come to Sunset Paradise tukunywe 10% ya shamba..)
 

zapp_brannigan

I am not a Futurama fan .
I, Field Marshal CouchP, would like to sincerely and most profusely thank all those who contributed generously to my numerous paybill appeals for WhiteKAP.

Asanteni sana.

Special thanks go to my baes @Aviator and @Tiiga Waana , who at all times were ready to make generous contributions, as well as the numerous gentlemen led by the great @Abba, @bigDog and many others who rose up to the occasion (ahem!) when called to.

Following close consultations with my kitchen Cabinet, I wish to close the WhiteKAP appeal, and hereby notify everybody that I should no longer be associated with paybills of whatever manner. Nimeuza shamba na sasa niko na pesa mingi sana so I will henceforth be able to buy my own booze.

Mungu awabariki.

PS: Any body around Ndeiya can come to Sunset Paradise tukunywe 10% ya shamba..)
Niweke ?
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
I, Field Marshal CouchP, would like to sincerely and most profusely thank all those who contributed generously to my numerous paybill appeals for WhiteKAP.

Asanteni sana.

Special thanks go to my baes @Aviator and @Tiiga Waana , who at all times were ready to make generous contributions, as well as the numerous gentlemen led by the great @Abba, @bigDog and many others who rose up to the occasion (ahem!) when called to.

Following close consultations with my kitchen Cabinet, I wish to close the WhiteKAP appeal, and hereby notify everybody that I should no longer be associated with paybills of whatever manner. Nimeuza shamba na sasa niko na pesa mingi sana so I will henceforth be able to buy my own booze.

Mungu awabariki.

PS: Any body around Ndeiya can come to Sunset Paradise tukunywe 10% ya shamba..)

Kindly note 10% belong to God ! Usikunye ama atumie what is not yours.
 

shocks

Elder Lister
How do you give it back to God just asking?
Give it to his representative on earth, there is special courier that delivers it to God. If the rep. doesn't deliver, all knowing God will take appropriatea action.
I'm reliably informed that the stork that delivers babies to parents is the same one that couriers the cash to God on his return journey
 
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It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
gOD is just like a Kikuyu wife. Ukitaka kumpatia pesa unawekelea ngiri kadhaa kwa coffee table unalala. Akitaka anachukua kidogo usiku anakuwachia hizo zingine. Kama hatachukua unajua amejipanga..............
Where are the fake Kikuyu elders @Meria @Mongrel @Kasaman @mzeiya etc al? Waje waone Guka akiwa mang'a anakuwanga one of the magi
 
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Mongrel

Elder Lister
I, Field Marshal CouchP, would like to sincerely and most profusely thank all those who contributed generously to my numerous paybill appeals for WhiteKAP.

Asanteni sana.

Special thanks go to my baes @Aviator and @Tiiga Waana , who at all times were ready to make generous contributions, as well as the numerous gentlemen led by the great @Abba, @bigDog and many others who rose up to the occasion (ahem!) when called to.

Following close consultations with my kitchen Cabinet, I wish to close the WhiteKAP appeal, and hereby notify everybody that I should no longer be associated with paybills of whatever manner. Nimeuza shamba na sasa niko na pesa mingi sana so I will henceforth be able to buy my own booze.

Mungu awabariki.

PS: Any body around Ndeiya can come to Sunset Paradise tukunywe 10% ya shamba..)
 

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Elder Lister
He has sustained you in that dry spell ya pay bill ,na ata hiyo pesa itaisha and He will be with you ! Sio lazima upeleke church
Good you caught my drift, mtu anapaswa asaidie maskini directly. There are so many needy people, taking to the church ndio hasara, unless it's the catholic church.
 
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