This is Guka - Damn Meria, This is Ferked Up...

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
You are a law-abiding citizen with no criminal record. You make a living as a truck driver. One day your brakes fail and your truck plows into traffic and four people unfortunately die.

You are accused of vehicular homicide, among many others and are sentenced to 106 years in the slammer, to run consecutively meaning you'll never leave jail alive.

That's the fate of this dude in the US...

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bigDog

Elder Lister
You are a law-abiding citizen with no criminal record. You make a living as a truck driver. One day your brakes fail and your truck plows into traffic and four people unfortunately die.

You are accused of vehicular homicide, among many others and are sentenced to 106 years in the slammer, to run consecutively meaning you'll never leave jail alive.

That's the fate of this dude in the US...

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Field Marshal

Elder Lister
And there are some people here who want to uphold them as defenders of human rights.
Ta-imagini! Mimi hushangaa sana. These are people who have committed genocide against humans and animals ON ALL CONTINENTS. Halafu sasa eti they are the defenders of human rights and most ardent conservationists. Until about 20 years ago they were still killing aboriginal children in North America and Australia en mass...
 

JazzMan

Elder Lister
Ta-imagini! Mimi hushangaa sana. These are people who have committed genocide against humans and animals ON ALL CONTINENTS. Halafu sasa eti they are the defenders of human rights and most ardent conservationists. Until about 20 years ago they were still killing aboriginal children in North America and Australia en mass...
Wazungu ndio the most duplicitous race to ever exist. Umeona vile Ol Pejeta conservancy wamefanya?

Wamefukuza pastoralists from their land under the pretext eti ng'ombe wao wanaharibu environment. Ol Pejeta wameweka fence halafu sasa wameanza kufuga the same Zebu cattle na kuuzia KMC na kufanya export.
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
Wazungu ndio the most duplicitous race to ever exist. Umeona vile Ol Pejeta conservancy wamefanya?

Wamefukuza pastoralists from their land under the pretext eti ng'ombe wao wanaharibu environment. Ol Pejeta wameweka fence halafu sasa wameanza kufuga the same Zebu cattle na kuuzia KMC na kufanya export.
...and of course they have police security.
Black police sent there by a black senior who answers to a black president.
 

JazzMan

Elder Lister
...and of course they have police security.
Black police sent there by a black senior who answers to a black president.
... don't forget the part where that black president is known for protecting mzungu enterprises as the mzungus hide their illegally acquired wealth. Don't forget.
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
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... don't forget the part where that black president is known for protecting mzungu enterprises as the mzungus hide their illegally acquired wealth. Don't forget.
So the mzungu after all isn't the big bad boy. Sisi pia sio wazuri
 

JazzMan

Elder Lister
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So the mzungu after all isn't the big bad boy. Sisi pia sio wazuri
Mzungu is absolutely the bad boy. It's just some of us thought the mzungu's ways of grabbing everything in sight and effecting genocides while at it were better. Reminds me of you
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
Mzungu is absolutely the bad boy. It's just some of us thought the mzungu's ways of grabbing everything in sight and effecting genocides while at it were better. Reminds me of you
That definition fits us nyeuthis very well.

Mzungu will grab from others and take to their country. Sisi tunanyakua kwetu na kupeleka kwa wazungu. We sold our very own brothers to go work for mzungu. Heck, we even went to fight his wars, which we had nothing to do with. We killed our own over an election result while mzungu kills those not his own.

Yenyewe mzungu is stupid.
 
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