This is Guka - 20 Predictions for 2022 by the Oracle of Ndeiya. Bookmark This................................
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Young_Turk
Elder Lister
@Field Marshal Great Great Oracle, Sir Charles is no more.
damn.
you are a real oracle.
hio earthquake inakuja when ndio nikajifiche Chalbi desert
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
On the spot kabisa lakini how comes haonangi "niweke" ikishindwa kutoboa
mkurugenzi
Elder Lister
Haiya he was right.
Kibaki state funeral
Ukraine war
Baba the 5th
Kibaki state funeral
Ukraine war
Baba the 5th
baba wont make it to the hse on the hill
Now that you know the day tell us the hour too
I also found this video, if you are not in astronomy, ignore, but there must be something.
Duke of Busia
Elder Lister
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Mzeiya, when I tell you that with me you are dealing with extraordinary forces, better believe me. Check what I have italicised below and comment. And remember, we are just in the fourth month. Watch this space.................
Kenya
1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.
2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.
3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.
4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.
5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.
6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.
7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).
8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.
Africa
1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.
2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.
3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.
4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.
5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.
The World
1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.
2. Covid will end.
3. America will have its first female president.
4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.
5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.
6. The British Queen will die.
7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.
Kenya
1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.
2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.
3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.
4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.
5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.
6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.
7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).
8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.
Africa
1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.
2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.
3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.
4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.
5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.
The World
1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.
2. Covid will end.
3. America will have its first female president.
4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.
5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.
6. The British Queen will die.
7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
Wewe unapenda jokes sana wewe.
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
What is this?
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Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Wewe siyo earthquake itakupata......................ni shimo. Na usiniulize ni shimo ya nyoka, ya sewer line, coomer, ya swimoo ama ya quarry. Ukiona shimo yoyote kimbia kijana..................sasa shida ni ukimbie uanguke kwa? SHIMO!
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mkurugenzi
Elder Lister
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