The Uniformed Militia

President Uhuru Kenyatta inadvertently set that uniformed militia called police, on helpless citizens with his address to the nation on Friday

That very evening twas helter-skelter, miguu niponye, as well fed cops hunted down malnourished citizens, emaciated from the hardships of life, chasing them around the dark alleys of Soy, for the better part of the evening

Everyone knew the president was to adress the nation, and maybe he may introduce new measures, but when evening came, no one knew what he had said, because in the fields and the jua kali that we toil in, has no TVs, so we couldn't know what else has been banned
It was possible that the experts had discovered that the virus only exists one meter above the ground and so the government had banned standing erect or walking straight and henceforth everyone has to crawl on his stomach like an infant, to avoid the virus

Maybe they had said we walk around in our bathing suits, to confuse the virus. Since no one knew what measures had been introduced, no one could tell if they were breaking any law or not and for that case, everyone took off, including those with masks
It is much safer to run than allow yourself to be arrested "to help police with investigations". The government should introduce TVs in our farms to let us catch up with the latest presidential directives, to enable us comply, than blame us for breaking laws we know nothing about
In other news, gunshots were heard at night at Soy Youth Polytechnic in Likuyani. A huge ball of fire in the night darkness could be seen consuming a dormitory in the institution
The students went on rampage protesting yet to be known grievances and opted to set their hostels ablaze to warm themselves up and "punish the administration"
Seems Likuyani Boys, a few meters away, passed the baton to this institution. A few days ago, they too rioted, prompting a closure of the institution, complaining that the ugali served to them was too small and ought to be increased
Good Evening my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!
 
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