Sokwe mtu katiwa mbaroni na wana kijiji wenye gadhabu

[Meria]

Exasperated farmers in a rural area in DRC Congo decided to catch a troublesome Silverback who had been destroying their maize and handed him to authorities. DRC has been on the news for gorilla killing spree by it's military and Miners tribe but this hugely redeemed DRC's image as a commitment to it's wildlife conservation efforts.
What is a Gorilla called in swahili?

 

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What is a Gorilla called in swahili?

Pandikizi la nyani

 

[Meria]

Pandikizi la nyani

hehe, umekosa mdau.
jaribu tena

 

[SledgeHammer]

Gorilla huitwa nyani

 

[Meria]

Gorilla huitwa nyani

ata wewe umekosa bro.
Nyani ni chimpanzee

 

[Masgwembe]

chimpanzee

Huyu ndiye sokwe mtu.

 

[Meria]

Huyu ndiye sokwe mtu.

swadakta, pewa keg jug kubwa nitalipa

 

[SledgeHammer]

ata wewe umekosa bro.
Nyani ni chimpanzee

Monkey - tumbiri
Chimpanzee - sokwe mtu
Gorilla - nyani
Baboon - Yonda

 

[zapp_brannigan]

 

[Meria]

this Tintin was withdrawn from the shelves.
Tintin in congo.

 

[mzeiya]

That beast is yuuuge. Ikikuchapa kibare, unabaki na sura flat kama basi ya DAF

 

[Meria]

That beast is yuuuge. Ikikuchapa kibare, unabaki na sura flat kama basi ya DAF

if it comes charging at you, what are you supposed to do so that it doesnt attack you?
5KCr

 

[mzeiya]

if it comes charging at you, what are you supposed to do so that it doesnt attack you?
5KCr

Yell out "Mtu wewe!".
It will feel so insulted that it will get low self esteem and go back to his momma.

This theory is untested yet but kama sisi kuitana nyani ni matusi means that it is credible.
Tuma KCr. Niko pabaya

 

[Kender9]

I thought you were talking about Lee ga thay.

 

[Cortedivoire]

That gorilla can pay a lanye

 

[Meria]

Yell out "Mtu wewe!".
It will feel so insulted that it will get low self esteem and go back to his momma.

This theory is untested yet but kama sisi kuitana nyani ni matusi means that it is credible.
Tuma KCr. Niko pabaya

hehe, you crazy,
if a gorilla is charging at you full speed you are supposed to stand your ground look it in the eye and show no fear, it will retreat.
ole wako ukitoroka, you are dead meat.
learnt this in the Congo forest in 99 and ile nyama tulikula i tend to think it was a sokwe mtu

 

[mzeiya]

hehe, you crazy,
if a gorilla is charging at you full speed you are supposed to stand your ground look it in the eye and show no fear, it will retreat.
ole wako ukitoroka, you are dead meat.
learnt this in the Congo forest in 99 and ile nyama tulikula i tend to think it was a sokwe mtu

You know the drill, buddy.
Hekaya ikuom kukuom. Na najua @QuadroK4000 hajasahau leo ni TBT

 

[Meria]

You know the drill, buddy.
Hekaya ikuom kukuom. Na najua @QuadroK4000 hajasahau leo ni TBT

iko jikoni, gojea nifikishe mali ya Muarabu

 

[Tokyo]

if it comes charging at you, what are you supposed to do so that it doesnt attack you?
5KCr

Stay calm and don't react.

 

[Tokyo]

if it comes charging at you, what are you supposed to do so that it doesnt attack you?
5KCr

You could also try to make yourself as small as possible by crouching.