Slow Wednesday: Kamnjoro's Theory of Sexual Attraction

[Kamnjoro]

Vile korona imetufungia kwa manyumba, nimejipata with a lot of time in my hands. Nimenyonga mangi nikachoka, then went on to list the women I have been with. And it is an impressive list with 67 bodies. Those are the ones I remember.

Then I noticed a pattern. At any given time, my partners share a common name. Here is a sample.
Nancy W
Janet W (W is a common name)
Janet K.

Pauline G
Pauline W
Mary W
Mary W (these last two have exact names, and W in the three names is a constant).
Mary W (W is a different name here).
Esther W (W here is common with the above)

Emma M
Emma S
Immaculate M (M is shared with the first).

Which leads me to postulate as follows:
A man is likely to be sexually attracted by a female whose name somehow matches the name of a previous sexual partner.

Prove me wrong wadaus.

 

[Nattydread]

Vile korona imetufungia kwa manyumba, nimejipata with a lot of time in my hands. Nimenyonga mangi nikachoka, then went on to list the women I have been with. And it is an impressive list with 67 bodies. Those are the ones I remember.

Then I noticed a pattern. At any given time, my partners share a common name. Here is a sample.
Nancy W
Janet W (W is a common name)
Janet K.

Pauline G
Pauline W
Mary W
Mary W (these last two have exact names, and W in the three names is a constant).
Mary W (W is a different name here).
Esther W (W here is common with the above)

Emma M
Emma S
Immaculate M (M is shared with the first).

Which leads me to postulate as follows:
A man is likely to be sexually attracted by a female whose name somehow matches the name of a previous sexual partner.

Prove me wrong wadaus.

Your boredom is Stage 4. Hakuna dawa.

 

[M-Pesa]

Your boredom is Stage 4. Hakuna dawa.

Thread permanently closed!!!

 

[Othello]

Will you also claim you ferked them dwy fwy and you're still neutral like what the village granny claimed?

 

[Wegrow]

I found out that we click to every lady with the name Wanjiku I meet out there. Sijawai elewa kwa nini

 

[Kamnjoro]

I found out that we click to every lady with the name Wanjiku I meet out there. Sijawai elewa kwa nini

That's exactly what am talking about.

Will you also claim you ferked them dwy fwy and you're still neutral like what the village granny claimed?

Unfortunately, yes. There was a certain M yeye ilikua DFHKM.

Your boredom is Stage 4. Hakuna dawa.

Na ndirege.
But what to do?

Thread permanently closed!!!

Nirushie mpesa mdau nikamate Jug Daniels

 

[Pamba 1]

That's exactly what am talking about.

Unfortunately, yes. There was a certain M yeye ilikua DFHKM.

Na ndirege.
But what to do?

Nirushie mpesa mdau nikamate Jug Daniels

We know the owner of this handle mama Saito.

 

[mzeiya]

Nimenyonga mangi nikachoka

an impressive list with 67 bodies

 

[Aviator]

We know the owner of this handle mama Saito.

Wajana na mimi

 

[Nairobian goose]

msee unatafutwa

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Ya right. Give us @Kamnjoro 's body count

When it comes to body counts,I realize I am a novice. Total amateur.

 

[Bush hopper]

Ya right. Give us @Kamnjoro 's body count

When it comes to body counts,I realize I am a novice. Total amateur.

Devide by 3 and subtract 2 for benefit of doubt

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Devide by 3 and subtract 2 for benefit of doubt

So you know for a fact the number @Kamnjoro has laid in his not so short life?

 

[Kamnjoro]

My friend, those are the ones I can remember. In total, it could well be over 100.

 

[Gikonyo]

My friend, those are the ones I can remember. In total, it could well be over 100.

Minus lanyes

 

[osakajap]

Your boredom is Stage 4. Hakuna dawa.

 

[Kasaman]

Vile korona imetufungia kwa manyumba, nimejipata with a lot of time in my hands. Nimenyonga mangi nikachoka, then went on to list the women I have been with. And it is an impressive list with 67 bodies. Those are the ones I remember.

Then I noticed a pattern. At any given time, my partners share a common name. Here is a sample.
Nancy W
Janet W (W is a common name)
Janet K.

Pauline G
Pauline W
Mary W
Mary W (these last two have exact names, and W in the three names is a constant).
Mary W (W is a different name here).
Esther W (W here is common with the above)

Emma M
Emma S
Immaculate M (M is shared with the first).

Which leads me to postulate as follows:
A man is likely to be sexually attracted by a female whose name somehow matches the name of a previous sexual partner.

Prove me wrong wadaus.

Sasa @Kamnjoro

 

[mukuna]

Sijakuona ile baze ama ulihama tamarind?

 

[Kasaman]

Your boredom is Stage 4. Hakuna dawa.

He will ejecturate to death !

 

[Bettingguru]

Vile korona imetufungia kwa manyumba, nimejipata with a lot of time in my hands. Nimenyonga mangi nikachoka, then went on to list the women I have been with. And it is an impressive list with 67 bodies. Those are the ones I remember.

Then I noticed a pattern. At any given time, my partners share a common name. Here is a sample.
Nancy W
Janet W (W is a common name)
Janet K.

Pauline G
Pauline W
Mary W
Mary W (these last two have exact names, and W in the three names is a constant).
Mary W (W is a different name here).
Esther W (W here is common with the above)

Emma M
Emma S
Immaculate M (M is shared with the first).

Which leads me to postulate as follows:
A man is likely to be sexually attracted by a female whose name somehow matches the name of a previous sexual partner.

Prove me wrong wadaus.

A man is only attracted to her queen alone...Man means alot!