Slayqueen shits in lift, wipes with hands...

[Mwalimu-G]

...Imara Daima

https://x.com/_Yanoh/status/1703678820660752544?s=20

 

[Cortedivoire]

Siwezimind kupaka jam na tomato sauce alafu nilambe

 

[Young_Turk]

Siwezimind kupaka jam na tomato sauce alafu nilambe
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Atiu jam na sauce? hio ni kuharibu flavor.

kula hivyo vile ilivyo.

 

[upepo]

Looks like an acute emergency that had to happen no matter what.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Looks like an acute emergency that had to happen no matter what.

The car park maybe would have been a better place to do it....she will now need to move away from planet earth

 

[upepo]

The car park maybe would have been a better place to do it....she will now need to move away from planet earth

The whole thing is involuntary. The bowel or bladder can withstand a lot of pressure when in public but hastily give up at the slightest hint of privacy. Case in point, you can hold back a pressured bladder in a matatu for tens of minutes but lose control seconds after alighting.

 

[Kender9]

Hapo ndio alijua importance ya kuvaa afwong'o, ama kubeba handkerchief.

 

[Stannis Baratheon]

Why did she keep sniffing her fingers afterwards though? And to make it worse she had those talons they're so fond of. Nasty bitch.

 

[QuadroK4000]

The whole thing is involuntary. The bowel or bladder can withstand a lot of pressure when in public but hastily give up at the slightest hint of privacy. Case in point, you can hold back a pressured bladder in a matatu for tens of minutes but lose control seconds after alighting.

Weeeeeeeuuuh I will give a hekaya one day.

Kwanza what happens to the brain when the eyes see home and the environment?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Weeeeeeeuuuh I will give a hekaya one day.

Kwanza what happens to the brain when the eyes see home and the environment?

Mimi si mara moja nimeambia dereva wa matatu niwekee hapo. Naachwa nachukua the next one.

 

[Ghost]

The whole thing is involuntary. The bowel or bladder can withstand a lot of pressure when in public but hastily give up at the slightest hint of privacy. Case in point, you can hold back a pressured bladder in a matatu for tens of minutes but lose control seconds after alighting.

I remember once nilikuwa naenda home and midway I felt the need to take a dump ikabaki nimekaza isitoke. Long day that one!

 

[Silhouette]

Sometimes I feel like peeing but it's not an emergency, until someone opens a tap and I hear the water flowing!

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Sometimes I feel like peeing but it's not an emergency, until someone opens a tap and I hear the water flowing!

What is it with water and making one want to pee? Mine is if II touch water. But the urge disappears when I am not in a position where I can pee - like when I wash hands in a restaurant.

 

[Mongrel]

Senile senators ,hamuwezi hold mkojo? I can travel from Ndeiya to Mombasa without peeing