Senyetors Wanaumizwo na Wesi

bigDog

Elder Lister
I made a promise here that any moron that thinks they can steal from me would face the music. Sasa the authorities tell me they caught one red handed complete with all stolen goods. Wanasema I settle it nilipwe hasara.

How about getting those boys jailed? I prefer that.

A hypothetical case....
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
Pole mdau. These are my 2 bobs:

If they are neighbors and you need to make a statement, do not accept to settle out of court. Push them mpaka wafungwe. Nothing instills more fear than a jail term.

If they are random thieves, opt to settle out of court. Ask for a hefty and ridiculous compensation, and ask the cops to do the same on their end. You will have recovered your stuff, and made a profit.

Bonus tip: Should they be neighbors and you feel like setting out of court, ask for a hefty compensation that will leave a dent in their pockets. Once you get the cash, burn it to ashes in the presence of whoever brings it to you. That way, you make a bigger statement.
 

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
Aaah, only destroying currency is a criminal offence...

367A Any person who willfully and without authority or excuse defaces, tears, cuts or otherwise mutilates any currency note shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three months or to a fine not exceeding two thousand shillings or to both.
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
Aaah, only destroying currency is a criminal offence...

367A Any person who willfully and without authority or excuse defaces, tears, cuts or otherwise mutilates any currency note shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three months or to a fine not exceeding two thousand shillings or to both.
Yes, it is criminal. But the message will be clear.

Alternatively, have the money in their mpesa and have them pay to Red Cross.
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
Sande sana senyetors for your opinion. Watu wa security wanasema we do a crackdown first. Send a clear message Kwa Kijiji that we will have zero tolerance for ANY crime. Send the message Kwa chief barazas, WhatsApp, Facebook na especially the 'funga lesso network' (not to be confused with the ever confused MMNN 😅😜).

Once the message has been delivered, we will make a promise. Criminal cases will not be settled out of court for a few months. Ukipatikana, and the law allows you to be jailed, you get jailed. Bila huruma Kwa wazazi. Jails were meant for offenders. Ara!
 

Mongrel

Elder Lister
Sande sana senyetors for your opinion. Watu wa security wanasema we do a crackdown first. Send a clear message Kwa Kijiji that we will have zero tolerance for ANY crime. Send the message Kwa chief barazas, WhatsApp, Facebook na especially the 'funga lesso network' (not to be confused with the ever confused MMNN 😅😜).

Once the message has been delivered, we will make a promise. Criminal cases will not be settled out of court for a few months. Ukipatikana, and the law allows you to be jailed, you get jailed. Bila huruma Kwa wazazi. Jails were meant for offenders. Ara!
You will die before your time ,jeshi sio ya kuchezewa,ukiwafungisha jua watatoka More lethal and determined., is it stealing by servant ama ni with violence?
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
You will die before your time ,jeshi sio ya kuchezewa,ukiwafungisha jua watatoka More lethal and determined., is it stealing by servant ama ni with violence?
Luckily, hakuna violence. Ni Ile tu ya Kijijini. We want to nip it now before they get bolder.

Violent offenders always overestimate their capacity for violence. The government has a lot of trained killers whose job is to do exactly that. I would strongly discourage any misguided youth from taking on violent path against the government.

One way of assessing any governments strength is it's capability and willingness to use violence. Ask Ukrainians.
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
Coward
Kwani wewe umefungwa mikono?
Criminals thrive on causing fear and intimidation among civilians. Do you remember the Mungich that were beheading people like chickens in central Kenya region? You should have seen their terror once the pro-boxes started coming for them. Mtu mzima anajikojolea and shits on himself kabla hata hajakua secured. Most of those criminals are cowards. Wale wagumu ni Wachache sana.

Every human being is wired for survival. You instincts are designed to keep you alive. You cant survive long when you choose to fight the government violently. Especially when you are a lone bandit. The government has too many trained killers to put a stop to that moronic endeavor.
 

Mongrel

Elder Lister
Criminals thrive on causing fear and intimidation among civilians. Do you remember the Mungich that were beheading people like chickens in central Kenya region? You should have seen their terror once the pro-boxes started coming for them. Mtu mzima anajikojolea and shits on himself kabla hata hajakua secured. Most of those criminals are cowards. Wale wagumu ni Wachache sana.

Every human being is wired for survival. You instincts are designed to keep you alive. You cant survive long when you choose to fight the government violently. Especially when you are a lone bandit. The government has too many trained killers to put a stop to that moronic endeavor.
Hear me i
Criminals thrive on causing fear and intimidation among civilians. Do you remember the Mungich that were beheading people like chickens in central Kenya region? You should have seen their terror once the pro-boxes started coming for them. Mtu mzima anajikojolea and shits on himself kabla hata hajakua secured. Most of those criminals are cowards. Wale wagumu ni Wachache sana.

Every human being is wired for survival. You instincts are designed to keep you alive. You cant survive long when you choose to fight the government violently. Especially when you are a lone bandit. The government has too many trained killers to put a stop to that moronic endeavor.
Luckily, hakuna violence. Ni Ile tu ya Kijijini. We want to nip it now before they get bolder.

Violent offenders always overestimate their capacity for violence. The government has a lot of trained killers whose job is to do exactly that. I would strongly discourage any misguided youth from taking on violent path against the government.

One way of assessing any governments strength is it's capability and willingness to use violence. Ask Ukrainians.
hear me I beseech you usiwe unaendea a mosquito bite with a hammer, hao vijana wajikuamulia ndio watakufa lakini pia wewe utakuwa kaput before the government ikusaidie,na nikuulize huwa mnaulizana nini na wezi?
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
Hear me i

hear me I beseech you usiwe unaendea a mosquito bite with a hammer, hao vijana wajikuamulia ndio watakufa lakini pia wewe utakuwa kaput before the government ikusaidie,na nikuulize huwa mnaulizana nini na wezi?
Im not advocating for an "overkill" for a punishment. Every crime should and must be punished in proportion to it's severity. I don't care what those vijanas think. Saying otherwise implies that we surrender to those criminals

I have lived long enough to understand and appreciate those risks. Sitasema mengi sana. But you can trust that the government is made by people. When a moron tempts fate, they meet their fate.

Nakuru is a hot spot right now. Ask yourself why. Many young people there shouldn't be in prison or in morgues. But choices have consequences.

Please let's not mislead any criminal that they can fight the government.
 

Mongrel

Elder Lister
Im not advocating for an "overkill" for a punishment. Every crime should and must be punished in proportion to it's severity. I don't care what those vijanas think. Saying otherwise implies that we surrender to those criminals

I have lived long enough to understand and appreciate those risks. Sitasema mengi sana. But you can trust that the government is made by people. When a moron tempts fate, they meet their fate.

Nakuru is a hot spot right now. Ask yourself why. Many young people there shouldn't be in prison or in morgues. But choices have consequences.

Please let's not mislead any criminal that they can fight the government.
You're not a visitor there, wewe ni mkaaji, nimeona a man akiuliwa in cold blood because wezi walidanganywa ni jewellery seller na ako na pesa,
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
You're not a visitor there, wewe ni mkaaji, nimeona a man akiuliwa in cold blood because wezi walidanganywa ni jewellery seller na ako na pesa,
What about the other way round? What if he could have done a few intelligence led "crackdowns"? It just requires "teas" with nyumba kumi elders, vijana wa mtaa and the authorities.

If it's not workable from the bottom, try it from the top. A few burials later, the criminals realize that it's hazardous to try a Darwin awards experiment.
 
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