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By Chat GPT
Once upon a time, in the small town of Dago, there lived a butcher named Mongrel. He was a hardworking man, who spent his days slicing and dicing meats, and his nights dreaming of a girl named Karma.
Karma lived in the United Kingdom, and despite the distance, Mongrel was convinced that they were meant to be together. He would often stare at her picture, hanging above his meat counter, and imagine all the adventures they would have together.
Unfortunately, Mongrel was a poor butcher, and he couldn't afford to visit Karma in the UK. He was stuck in Dago, slicing meats and dreaming of a better life. But he never lost hope. He believed that one day, Karma would come to Dago, and they would live happily ever after.
As days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months, Mongrel’s hope started to fade away. But one day, a miracle happened. Karma came to Dago! She had heard of Mongrel's love for her and decided to come and see him.
But when they finally met, Karma was not impressed by Mongrel's small town and his job as a butcher. She quickly realized that their love was nothing but a fantasy and left him without a second thought.
Mongrel was heartbroken, but he learned a valuable lesson. He realized that love couldn't be measured by distance or money. And he realized that sometimes, the best love is the one that you have for yourself. And so, he went back to slicing meats, and living his life in Dago, content in the knowledge that he had loved and lost, but still had his hope.
Once upon a time, in the small town of Dago, there lived a butcher named Mongrel. He was a hardworking man, who spent his days slicing and dicing meats, and his nights dreaming of a girl named Karma.
Karma lived in the United Kingdom, and despite the distance, Mongrel was convinced that they were meant to be together. He would often stare at her picture, hanging above his meat counter, and imagine all the adventures they would have together.
Unfortunately, Mongrel was a poor butcher, and he couldn't afford to visit Karma in the UK. He was stuck in Dago, slicing meats and dreaming of a better life. But he never lost hope. He believed that one day, Karma would come to Dago, and they would live happily ever after.
As days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months, Mongrel’s hope started to fade away. But one day, a miracle happened. Karma came to Dago! She had heard of Mongrel's love for her and decided to come and see him.
But when they finally met, Karma was not impressed by Mongrel's small town and his job as a butcher. She quickly realized that their love was nothing but a fantasy and left him without a second thought.
Mongrel was heartbroken, but he learned a valuable lesson. He realized that love couldn't be measured by distance or money. And he realized that sometimes, the best love is the one that you have for yourself. And so, he went back to slicing meats, and living his life in Dago, content in the knowledge that he had loved and lost, but still had his hope.
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
So that we are all on the same page and there's no room for doubt.
If at any one time I am featured in any wretched "pictogram", copious amounts of blood will flow....
If at any one time I am featured in any wretched "pictogram", copious amounts of blood will flow....
Aviator
Elder Lister
Start looking for your shovel.
Lang'ata cemetery, it will be.
Aviator
Elder Lister
The challenge is on, @Introvert
upepo
Elder Lister
By Chat GPT
Mongrel knew that he had to work harder to win Karma's heart. He saved every penny he could, and eventually, he was able to afford a trip to the UK. He was determined to show Karma that his love for her was real, and that he was willing to do anything for her.
But just as Mongrel was about to leave for the UK, he received some bad news. A semi-tycoon named Guka had come to Dago, and he had set his sights on Karma. Guka was a wealthy man, and he had the means to entice Karma with lavish gifts and exotic trips.
Mongrel was devastated, but he didn't give up. He knew that he had to fight for Karma's love. And so, he set out for the UK, determined to win her heart.
When he finally arrived, he found that Guka had already swept Karma off her feet. She was charmed by his wealth and his lavish lifestyle, and Mongrel's arrival seemed to have come too late.
But Mongrel didn't give up. He spent every moment he could with Karma, showing her the simple pleasures of life. He took her on walks through the countryside, and they shared picnics by the river. He showed her that love didn't have to be measured by wealth or material possessions.
To Mongrel's surprise, Karma started to see him in a different light. She realized that she had been blinded by Guka's wealth and that she had been missing out on something truly special. She found herself thinking about Mongrel every time Guka was away.
Eventually, Karma made her decision. She chose Mongrel, the simple butcher from Dago, over the wealthy tycoon. She knew that Mongrel's love for her was genuine and that he was the one she truly loved.
And so, Mongrel and Karma lived happily ever after, in Dago, and Mongrel's love had triumphed over wealth.
Mongrel knew that he had to work harder to win Karma's heart. He saved every penny he could, and eventually, he was able to afford a trip to the UK. He was determined to show Karma that his love for her was real, and that he was willing to do anything for her.
But just as Mongrel was about to leave for the UK, he received some bad news. A semi-tycoon named Guka had come to Dago, and he had set his sights on Karma. Guka was a wealthy man, and he had the means to entice Karma with lavish gifts and exotic trips.
Mongrel was devastated, but he didn't give up. He knew that he had to fight for Karma's love. And so, he set out for the UK, determined to win her heart.
When he finally arrived, he found that Guka had already swept Karma off her feet. She was charmed by his wealth and his lavish lifestyle, and Mongrel's arrival seemed to have come too late.
But Mongrel didn't give up. He spent every moment he could with Karma, showing her the simple pleasures of life. He took her on walks through the countryside, and they shared picnics by the river. He showed her that love didn't have to be measured by wealth or material possessions.
To Mongrel's surprise, Karma started to see him in a different light. She realized that she had been blinded by Guka's wealth and that she had been missing out on something truly special. She found herself thinking about Mongrel every time Guka was away.
Eventually, Karma made her decision. She chose Mongrel, the simple butcher from Dago, over the wealthy tycoon. She knew that Mongrel's love for her was genuine and that he was the one she truly loved.
And so, Mongrel and Karma lived happily ever after, in Dago, and Mongrel's love had triumphed over wealth.
Kasaman
Elder Lister
Real warming . But again
How would you miss ?
Water is wet
Mongrel
Elder Lister
foreman umejiredeem,kuna angeumia na haingekuwa mimi
Mongrel
Elder Lister
Ndio kuland,sema tusikie
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
Drawing guka would be easy.. Firstly start with unknown till number, then the pisces just fall into place.
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
So what?
Unaongea kwa niaba ya nani?
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
Chunga sana venye una ongelesha that particular Elder.
upepo
Elder Lister
Nimechungulia Lang'ata nikaona nikama imejaa.
Kasaman
Elder Lister
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
This is fish.
mzeiya
Elder Lister
Sio astrological sign?
Speaking of which, I wonder if there are senators who believe that the alignment of the stars determines their fate. I find it bonkers but it's a free World.
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Wewe tunaanza na tyre.....
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
The positioning of extraterrestrial bodies could actually have some effect on our lives/physiology/anatomy, I think. Think of the moon and the tide; if the moon's gravity can have such a profound effect on the oceans, can't it have some effect on the amniotic fluid of an unborn child?
Ama am I watching too many YouTube clips?