Road Rules

[The.Black.Templar]

Ukiona chatu akivuka barabara simama kwanza apite.

Hii haitambui uko na gari gani ama umebeba tonne ngapi. Kuna kandere mmoja tulifanya nayeye kwa kampuni na alikua na experience ya miaka mingi.

Alinishow kuna siku alikua na container ya 40 feet ya spare parts za gari. Sasa alipoona hii kamba kwa barabara akaamua apite juu yake ili pia atimize maandiko ya bible yanavyosema. Shida ni miguu za mbele zilipoikanyanga tu kitu ilifura kama baloon na ikarusha gari juu karibu mita kumi na Juu ya ile speed alikua amekuja nayo gari lilipoguza chini lilibingirika ila kwa bahati mzuri driver hakuumia. Mzee Kuangalia kama yule mnyama ameangamia akamkosa, Kutupa macho mbele kwa kichaka aliona kitu inalalisha nyasi khandi ikiwa speed ya 110Kmph. Baada ya kws kuitwa walipata mnyama mwenyewe bila ata scratch moja ama injury.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Cathinone tings...

https://nacada.go.ke/infamous-saying-story-ya-jaba-it-true-khat-makes-you-say-things-are-completely-away-reality

 

[Tiiga Waana]

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Ukiona chatu akivuka barabara simama kwanza apite.

Hii haitambui uko na gari gani ama umebeba tonne ngapi. Kuna kandere mmoja tulifanya nayeye kwa kampuni na alikua na experience ya miaka mingi.

Alinishow kuna siku alikua na container ya 40 feet ya spare parts za gari. Sasa alipoona hii kamba kwa barabara akaamua apite juu yake ili pia atimize maandiko ya bible yanavyosema. Shida ni miguu za mbele zilipoikanyanga tu kitu ilifura kama baloon na ikarusha gari juu karibu mita kumi na Juu ya ile speed alikua amekuja nayo gari lilipoguza chini lilibingirika ila kwa bahati mzuri driver hakuumia. Mzee Kuangalia kama yule mnyama ameangamia akamkosa, Kutupa macho mbele kwa kichaka aliona kitu inalalisha nyasi khandi ikiwa speed ya 110Kmph. Baada ya kws kuitwa walipata mnyama mwenyewe bila ata scratch moja ama injury.

I do hope that you meant this as a joke or a fable and not a vivid or serious description or account of an incident that happened to you or anyone, living or dead for that matter.

Or better still that you copied it from some source but once again failed or ignored to acknowledge.

This is because this is impossible and can never happen.
It is an old wives’ tale and should be understood as such.

 

[Clemens]

Kila tawi na hadithi zake.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Mbona mnakataa hii story, have any of you ever met a vehicle that ran over a python and it survived?

 

[livefire]

Mbona mnakataa hii story, have any of you ever met a vehicle that ran over a python and it survived?

Kama ni Forester and siblings I might consider but a turela!!!! Hii ni jaba inaongea.

 

[shocks]

Kila tawi na hadithi zake.

you have to post the meme bana

 

[algorithm]

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Ukiona chatu akivuka barabara simama kwanza apite.

Hii haitambui uko na gari gani ama umebeba tonne ngapi. Kuna kandere mmoja tulifanya nayeye kwa kampuni na alikua na experience ya miaka mingi.

Alinishow kuna siku alikua na container ya 40 feet ya spare parts za gari. Sasa alipoona hii kamba kwa barabara akaamua apite juu yake ili pia atimize maandiko ya bible yanavyosema. Shida ni miguu za mbele zilipoikanyanga tu kitu ilifura kama baloon na ikarusha gari juu karibu mita kumi na Juu ya ile speed alikua amekuja nayo gari lilipoguza chini lilibingirika ila kwa bahati mzuri driver hakuumia. Mzee Kuangalia kama yule mnyama ameangamia akamkosa, Kutupa macho mbele kwa kichaka aliona kitu inalalisha nyasi khandi ikiwa speed ya 110Kmph. Baada ya kws kuitwa walipata mnyama mwenyewe bila ata scratch moja ama injury.

 

[Eng'iti]

Mbona mnakataa hii story, have any of you ever met a vehicle that ran over a python and it survived?

Ships sail on free gears kwa 'mteremko wa maji'.
Anything is possible

 

[Kasaman]

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Ukiona chatu akivuka barabara simama kwanza apite.

Hii haitambui uko na gari gani ama umebeba tonne ngapi. Kuna kandere mmoja tulifanya nayeye kwa kampuni na alikua na experience ya miaka mingi.

Alinishow kuna siku alikua na container ya 40 feet ya spare parts za gari. Sasa alipoona hii kamba kwa barabara akaamua apite juu yake ili pia atimize maandiko ya bible yanavyosema. Shida ni miguu za mbele zilipoikanyanga tu kitu ilifura kama baloon na ikarusha gari juu karibu mita kumi na Juu ya ile speed alikua amekuja nayo gari lilipoguza chini lilibingirika ila kwa bahati mzuri driver hakuumia. Mzee Kuangalia kama yule mnyama ameangamia akamkosa, Kutupa macho mbele kwa kichaka aliona kitu inalalisha nyasi khandi ikiwa speed ya 110Kmph. Baada ya kws kuitwa walipata mnyama mwenyewe bila ata scratch moja ama injury.

One time I tried killing this animal using a Mercy Fergason tractor pale Nakuru, the creature never died



@QuadroK4000 note it's a reptile not an animal

 

[Cortedivoire]

 

[Kasaman]

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Wacha zako weweeee !

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Ships sail on free gears kwa 'mteremko wa maji'.
Anything is possible

Hii ni story ilitoka kwa ship captain bro

 

[The.Black.Templar]

One time I tried killing this animal using a Mercy Fergason tractor pale Nakuru, the creature never died



@QuadroK4000 note it's a reptile not an animal

Hawa watu ni kama hawajawai kutana na chatu

 

[Mwalimu-G]

@QuadroK4000 note it's a reptile not an animal

!

 

[Kasaman]

Hawa watu ni kama hawajawai kutana na chatu

True , seems they are novies in life
I Was a tractor driver in early 70s hustlering in wheat fields, Nakuru County