Remembering our learning years.
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
The hasora dream
waah waah waah, hii ni story ya vile hyenas got short back legs.
"Waruhiti no murona thi"
"asha no marundurundu"
"karuguoya gakwa shomshomoka"
"asha nduga shomashomoke"
that was how the conversation was going.
it ended in tears for the fisi.
Question.
why were they being taken to the sky?
Aviator
Elder Lister
They had been lied that the white clouds is fatty meat
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
There was an incident where 'somebody' had buried the crow in sh!t....
Daedulus and Icarus, kuna vile anakaa Wolverine
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
They had been promised the mathunya (white fatty meat) that is normally in the blue yonder.
To eat mathuya (very fatty meat) we were discussing the story with a fellow fossil fren' last week
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Unataka tufanye bottom down?
Ole Waru
Elder Lister
You have very good memory
Moko ma komo
Aviator
Elder Lister
Wacha tuifanye top to Up, coz I can't remember beyond this.
leta karugano yote pliz yale yalikua yamepata wa kagogo ndio aamue revenge
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
So the hyena and co had chanced on a tasty feast and decided to buttplug the asses so that they would not crap the tasty feast. But as nature is,they had to go which they could not since of the buttplugs.
So in their distress,the crow happened to fly by and they begged him to open them up so that they could crap. The crow opened the first guy and got covered in shit...of course the first hyena helped his brothers and they forgot the buried crow.
Mungu si athumani na hakulangi omena they say,it rained and the water washed the now almost dying crow clean.
And thats how the trip to the heveans to eat mathunya came about...
Disclaimer: we were too naive to question the coincidences
Budspencer
Elder Lister
Bonobae didn't know at the time that the higher you go the cooler it. ..