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Elder Lister
I understand OLX is now JiJi. So back in college watu wengine wakiwa ithaa ya pussy chasing via WhatsApp Mimi nilikuwa nakimbizana na pesa kuwauzia viatu na handbags Sina. All I had was a group with pictures of items my clients would probably want to buy from me and anytime aclient wanted an item I would contact mtu wangu huko Kamukunji na Kama Mali iko and would get back to my client na kumwambia Mali iko then tuanze bargaining.

Business as usual has it's bad side juu clients can refuse to pay once delivered, refuse to pick calls or answer sms once mzigo imekuwa procured. Infact the downside was that I first had to buy the products from Kamu, add to transport and airtime cost alafu pokoste akatae ati it looks different than the one in the phone so boy child nauma ndimu behind a smile na namwaga machozi ya Hasira ndani ya roho nikijua Kuna next time alafu nakunja mkia naingia mitini. Hio ndio siku napitia kwa pedi wa system sirkal nachukua slima yangu ya shash na deni na namwambia Kwanza anichome before nichukue take away zikanirarukie kejani nikiskiza Ile ngoma ya "don't worry be happy".

The most memorable OLX experience was on a Tuesday November 20.. . I had received a call the previous evening from a male client who wanted an Adidas Sneaker which I had just advertised that very Monday morning selling it at 3000bob. He gave me the location huko Mombasa Road karibu Bellevue. I got excited by the prospect of making good cash after a msoto weekend.

Tuesday morning nikakimbia kwa mtu wangu Kamukunji na kuichukua kiatu ya nguvu huku mbele nyuma I had 2000 bob na kiatu ilikuwa ya 1500 + 200 miscellaneous (fare + Airtime) nikachukua kiatu na kuongoza mbio mbio nisikosee Cutomer. Kufika Bellevue nikapiga simu mteja wa nambari...nikasweat kiasi kale kajasho kaupitia chini ya makwapa alafu kwa uti wa mgongo Hadi mkarara. Kupiga Tena ikaingia nikaskia Ni Kama God really exists.
We met and showed Him my merchandise, He was a middle aged Man wa miraba minne and He liked the product but started telling me Giant's stories of him working in the Sahel regions so He wants a better shoe and other hogwash which were now a buzz in my years... finally the mafaka said He can't pay for such shoes and he run back to where He came from. Nikabaki hapo nimechanganyikiwa. Mwanaume Ni kujikaza Nikarudi kwa nyumba dejected and poorer infact I had no other cash hata nguvu ya kuingia kwa sirkal sikupata...had a small joint from previous session which nilichangamkia na ubaya.
Hii hekaya nimeandika vile on Friday I have to go deliver a solar submersible pump, solar panels, solar battery and an inverter and also install it to a total stranger but Ni kutafuta za kitunguu so I will still risk.
 

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Elder Lister
ati it looks different than the one in the phon
Mimi once upon a time nilipelekea madame wengine baby carrier huko Kahawa majioni ya saa moja kaa imenyesha cats and dogs na nilikua tu na ka t-shirt. Waliikagua wakasema sio ile color waliitisha.

Ati "nilikuitisha ile yenye ulikua umeweka ya red sio hii hot pink. Rudi tu nayo ulete ya red. Ama kama unaeza acha hio na thao ni sawa."

Nilikua nimeiwai na 1,300 na bado fare sikua mimeweka. Nikawambia politely itakua ngumu lakini zile mbwa malaya nilikua nimewaita kimoyomoyo hazihezabiki. Nilitoka hivo.


All I had was pictures of items my clients would probably want to buy

Tulikua wengi!
 

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Elder Lister
Hio Shimo ya kamu nijea?...tunukishe.
Hio shimo niliachia mama ashughulikie but still connections Niko nazo. Funny thing viatu zangu hata iwe moja I buy one at Wholesale price wengine Ni retail.
Mimi once upon a time nilipelekea madame wengine baby carrier huko Kahawa majioni ya saa moja kaa imenyesha cats and dogs na nilikua tu na ka t-shirt. Waliikagua wakasema sio ile color waliitisha.

Ati "nilikuitisha ile yenye ulikua umeweka ya red sio hii hot pink. Rudi tu nayo ulete ya red. Ama kama unaeza acha hio na thao ni sawa."

Nilikua nimeiwai na 1,300 na bado fare sikua mimeweka. Nikawambia politely itakua ngumu lakini zile mbwa malaya nilikua nimewaita kimoyomoyo hazihezabiki. Nilitoka hivo.





Tulikua wengi!
Online shopping is risky and frustrating especially when you have to deliver goods personally without down payment. I once slapped a client in Kirinyaga after He claimed the shoe looks size 43 and not 42 as requested even before trying if it fits and Imagine the ferker refused to try it and pay...had to give Him a a good slap to reset him back to default settings.
 

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Elder Lister
Mwanamme ni kuhustle. I work for people that I've never met and most of them are great repeat clients who have given me great referrals for more biz. A few have tried taking off without paying for my work but then come back when they realize that they were getting more benefit with repeat work and then I charge them double or triple.
 
I understand OLX is now JiJi. So back in college watu wengine wakiwa ithaa ya pussy chasing via WhatsApp Mimi nilikuwa nakimbizana na pesa kuwauzia viatu na handbags Sina. All I had was a group with pictures of items my clients would probably want to buy from me and anytime aclient wanted an item I would contact mtu wangu huko Kamukunji na Kama Mali iko and would get back to my client na kumwambia Mali iko then tuanze bargaining.

Business as usual has it's bad side juu clients can refuse to pay once delivered, refuse to pick calls or answer sms once mzigo imekuwa procured. Infact the downside was that I first had to buy the products from Kamu, add to transport and airtime cost alafu pokoste akatae ati it looks different than the one in the phone so boy child nauma ndimu behind a smile na namwaga machozi ya Hasira ndani ya roho nikijua Kuna next time alafu nakunja mkia naingia mitini. Hio ndio siku napitia kwa pedi wa system sirkal nachukua slima yangu ya shash na deni na namwambia Kwanza anichome before nichukue take away zikanirarukie kejani nikiskiza Ile ngoma ya "don't worry be happy".

The most memorable OLX experience was on a Tuesday November 20.. . I had received a call the previous evening from a male client who wanted an Adidas Sneaker which I had just advertised that very Monday morning selling it at 3000bob. He gave me the location huko Mombasa Road karibu Bellevue. I got excited by the prospect of making good cash after a msoto weekend.

Tuesday morning nikakimbia kwa mtu wangu Kamukunji na kuichukua kiatu ya nguvu huku mbele nyuma I had 2000 bob na kiatu ilikuwa ya 1500 + 200 miscellaneous (fare + Airtime) nikachukua kiatu na kuongoza mbio mbio nisikosee Cutomer. Kufika Bellevue nikapiga simu mteja wa nambari...nikasweat kiasi kale kajasho kaupitia chini ya makwapa alafu kwa uti wa mgongo Hadi mkarara. Kupiga Tena ikaingia nikaskia Ni Kama God really exists.
We met and showed Him my merchandise, He was a middle aged Man wa miraba minne and He liked the product but started telling me Giant's stories of him working in the Sahel regions so He wants a better shoe and other hogwash which were now a buzz in my years... finally the mafaka said He can't pay for such shoes and he run back to where He came from. Nikabaki hapo nimechanganyikiwa. Mwanaume Ni kujikaza Nikarudi kwa nyumba dejected and poorer infact I had no other cash hata nguvu ya kuingia kwa sirkal sikupata...had a small joint from previous session which nilichangamkia na ubaya.
Hii hekaya nimeandika vile on Friday I have to go deliver a solar submersible pump, solar panels, solar battery and an inverter and also install it to a total stranger but Ni kutafuta za kitunguu so I will still risk.
nikasweat kiasi kale kajasho kaupitia chini ya makwapa alafu kwa uti wa mgongo Hadi mkarara.
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