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As Kenyans launch a massive manhunt for Magufuli amid rumours that he could either be alive or otherwise, Ugandans have gone ahead and "killed" Kibaki, in retaliation
News of the "death" of Kenya's immediate former president has been circulating in the social media, with netizens sending their messages of condolences to Kenyans
Kibaki is so much alive and in fact, he has never died before. In Tanzania, police are roaming the streets arresting everyone who dare mention death and alcohol in the same sentence, while speaking Swahili
Anyone found guilty of this is arrested "kusaidia polisi kwa unchunguzi"
In Nyamira an AP cocked his Kalashnikov and pumped bullets on his seniors, killing one, quickly and permanently
News of the "death" of Kenya's immediate former president has been circulating in the social media, with netizens sending their messages of condolences to Kenyans
Kibaki is so much alive and in fact, he has never died before. In Tanzania, police are roaming the streets arresting everyone who dare mention death and alcohol in the same sentence, while speaking Swahili
Anyone found guilty of this is arrested "kusaidia polisi kwa unchunguzi"
In Nyamira an AP cocked his Kalashnikov and pumped bullets on his seniors, killing one, quickly and permanently
