My Sweetheart @Field Marshal

Tiiga Waana

Tiiga Waana

Elder Lister
Field Marshal said:
@Tiiga Waana , kindly refer to what my attorney @upepo has said.

Asante.
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I have had to leave my lessons and dash to bathroom to cry my eyes dry. I had so much hope in our union and future together that this kind of talk from you is breaking my heart and driving me insane. I can’t for the life of me understand why you are suddenly going legalistic on matters of the heart.

I would have you understand that I also have legal grounds which I could pursue to redress this unwarranted wrong you have suddenly visited upon me. As your very able Solicitor @upepo might already have advised you, I could have you done for a breach of Legitimate Expectation. All the promises, vows of never leaving me, the pledges to always look after my interests and the undertaking to father our children will form the basis of that breach.
Do not forget as well that you will also be in breach of a contract to marry and wife me. That being the case, I would highly dissuade you from taking a legal course of action as litigation is normally very expensive and time consuming.

what I would advise of you instead is to give us a chance to work out our thing. You are rushing too fast and we Girls like someone who takes time to persuade and make a case with us. It is for this reason I am dedicating this song to you for entertainment and advice as well.
 
M

Masgwembe

Elder Lister
Tiiga Waana said:
It’s been a few days since I last heard from you Dearest. It is very frustrating since you have never been this silent for this long since the commencement of our whirlwind romance. Needless to remind you or anybody else for that matter, our tender and fragile love-at-first-sight needs much looking after.

I am hoping that all is honky dory and it is the case that you are too engrossed and tied up with work and commitments that is standing in the way of a communique. Please assure me that all is well and I need not worry.

Anyhow, the objective of this note other than obviously enquiring of your well-being is to check whether there is a possibility, however slim or remote, of a Valentine’s wedding. I can’t wait to slip into your true-lovers knot in the gracious presence of all our Honourable friends at @kenyanlist.net.

On the off chance that there has been a change of circumstances, for example, having met another Girl, developed cold feet or rescinded on your promise to tie the knot, kindly send emissaries consisting of @Mwalimu-G @Liberty @It's Me Scumbag USER=41]@Meria[/USER] @Aviator @mzeiya @supu @Abba @Mongrel @Kasaman @bigDog @Masgwembe et al to break the news to me in a gentle way.
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First send each of us a piece of jigsaw puzzle of yourself. If we solve it, this will settle gukaas heart palpitations forever.

You may use this website to create the puzzle. @bigDog gets the hair piece
 
Field Marshal

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Tiiga Waana said:
I have had to leave my lessons and dash to bathroom to cry my eyes dry. I had so much hope in our union and future together that this kind of talk from you is breaking my heart and driving me insane. I can’t for the life of me understand why you are suddenly going legalistic on matters of the heart.

I would have you understand that I also have legal grounds which I could pursue to redress this unwarranted wrong you have suddenly visited upon me. As your very able Solicitor @upepo might already have advised you, I could have you done for a breach of Legitimate Expectation. All the promises, vows of never leaving me, the pledges to always look after my interests and the undertaking to father our children will form the basis of that breach.
Do not forget as well that you will also be in breach of a contract to marry and wife me. That being the case, I would highly dissuade you from taking a legal course of action as litigation is normally very expensive and time consuming.

what I would advise of you instead is to give us a chance to work out our thing. You are rushing too fast and we Girls like someone who takes time to persuade and make a case with us. It is for this reason I am dedicating this song to you for entertainment and advice as well.
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Kizungu mingi na catwalks tuwachie Waiguru. Weka IRREFUTABLE evidence kwa inbox to confirm you are a girl then we talk. THIS IS THE 12TH TIME I AM MAKING THIS HUMBLE REQUEST BUT YOU KEEP IGNORING IT.

No way am I gonna fall in love with an obese, pot-bellied pitch-black, chain-smoking and Tusker-guzzling shemale again....
 
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Female Perspective

Female Perspective

Elder Lister
Field Marshal said:
Kizungu mingi na catwalks tuwachie Waiguru. Weka IRREFUTABLE evidence kwa inbox to confirm you are a girl then we talk. THIS IS THE 12TH TIME I AM MAKING THIS HUMBLE REQUEST BUT YOU KEEP IGNORING IT.

No way am I gonna fall in love with an obese, pot-bellied pitch-black, chain-smoking and Tusker-guzzling shemale again....
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Guka ingia kwa boxi tukule mapounds pamoja!
 
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