My head is heavy...

[themostunderwhelmedkenyan]

I got tired of my wife a long time ago, and now, I’m getting tired of my side chick - who also happens to my dealer. If I step, I’ll have to find another dealer and I don’t want to go through that hustle again. If I get another side chick, then it will be unmanageable since women are all the same and they basically all want the same shit.

My head is heavy...
Don’t know what to do.

 

[Abba]

Stick to your wife and learn to put up with her .

 

[Liberty]

Sikiza ushauri wa @Abba. Side-chicks watakusumbua huwezi pumua, itafika wakati uvunje vunje simu yako.

 

[Aviator]

Sikiza ushauri wa @Abba. Side-chicks watakusumbua huwezi pumua, itafika wakati uvunje vunje simu yako.

Mtu hana ng'ombe anafanya nini mkutano ya committee ya cattle dip?

 

[Introvert]

Let's not ignore the elephant in the room... What is your dealer selling you?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

It is apparent nothing in this life can satisfy you. You can try death and if it doesn't satisfy you it won't matter any more. All the best.

 

[Pamba 1]

Unatusumbua.

 

[upepo]

Vitu kama hizi pelekea MCAs. Dealers tunadeal nao ni wa magari ya showroom tu.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Sikiza ushauri wa @Abba. Side-chicks watakusumbua huwezi pumua, itafika wakati uvunje vunje simu yako.

Leta hekaya complete

 

[Ssabasajja]

Ulipotea njia from brothelstan.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Fanya hivi: Hamia My Large Intestines in Texas. You will be fine.

 

[DeepInYourMind]

Wacha mihadarati

 

[Nattydread]

Kamba ya mbuzi ni 40 Bob.

 

[X-TRAIL]

Drink atlas 16% it will become lighter

 

[themostunderwhelmedkenyan]

What does Microsoft Certified Architect have to do with anything?...

 

[themostunderwhelmedkenyan]

But I don't drink...

 

[Mwalimu-G]

But I don't drink...

Might be the problem.

 

[Ngima ya Mûhîa]

Start hanging out with real men. Avoid boys and zombies.

 

[Bush hopper]

The problem of eating ur wife daily like our daily bread, jifunze kukula once and unampea space for a week or two or even a month, nothing is as dangerous as being bored by ur wife, that's compromising your kids future Nyanga'u

 

[Wegrow]

Hump trees, they might give you the satisfaction you are craving for