My concession speech

The.Black.Templar

Elder Lister
Staff member
Azimio and integrity cannot be in one sentence, I mean look at the nonsense they are subjecting us to with the 4 dimwit commissioners.
A coalition that proposes joho to be the CS for lands cannot talk about integrity.
Don't try to reason with bigdog, it is a loosing battle, to him 7.1 million Kenyans are morons because they do not agree or reason like him...just leave it at that and accept your fate!
 

Clemens

Elder Lister
You are excellent in matters economy, business and finance, but politics is your Waterloo. Sadly you never desist from making political predictions that have a 100% failure, From 2013, 2017, MAGA and now 2022.
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
Don't try to reason with bigdog, it is a loosing battle, to him 7.1 million Kenyans are morons because they do not agree or reason like him...just leave it at that and accept your fate!
If the Crowd decided that 1 + 1 = 0, they would still be wrong. The mathematical rule would still remain that 1 +1 = 2. Being popular doesn't necessarily make an idea right. Future generations will look and wonder why you elected two shady characters into the highest office in KE. This is legitimizing theft of public resources. The fact that the majority of Kenyans agree with this theft does not make it right.
 

Clemens

Elder Lister
If the Crowd decided that 1 + 1 = 0, they would still be wrong. The mathematical rule would still remain that 1 +1 = 2. Being popular doesn't necessarily make an idea right. Future generations will look and wonder why you elected two shady characters into the highest office in KE. This is legitimizing theft of public resources. The fact that the majority of Kenyans agree with this theft does not make it right.
Learn to respect democracy, Kiongozi.
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
Calling them stupid is being abusive, they made a choice, same as everyone else, let them be. They made their/(our) bed we shall all lie in it, tupende tusipende.
You want me to be politically correct?

I withdraw the statement that they are morons.

But we can all agree that a guy that appoints the village chicken thief to take charge of the communal chicken coop is not very wise. We could even hazard a guess that he is a dimwit. Siyo?
 

Clemens

Elder Lister
You want me to be politically correct?

I withdraw the statement that they are morons.

But we can all agree that a guy that appoints the village chicken thief to take charge of the communal chicken coop is not very wise. We could even hazard a guess that he is a dimwit. Siyo?
😂 He who comes to equity must have clean hands, the alternative is a known beneficiary of skewed allocation of state largesse.
We had two clean options
1. Wamabangi.

2.Wakili mcha mungu

In no particular order, but no we love the tainted ones.
 

upepo

Elder Lister
Niko na swali kwa hawa watu wanapiga kelele. Wakati mlichaguwa Ruto kama vice president, hamkujua yeye ni mwizi? All his cases predate his election as a vice president. What has changed?
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
😂 He who comes to equity must have clean hands, the alternative is a known beneficiary of skewed allocation of state largesse.
We had two clean options
1. Wamabangi.

2.Wakili mcha mungu

In no particular order, but no we love the tainted ones.
Oh! I see. 😢
 

bigDog

Elder Lister
Niko na swali kwa hawa watu wanapiga kelele. Wakati mlichaguwa Ruto kama vice president, hamkujua yeye ni mwizi? All his cases predate his election as a vice president. What has changed?
If it was a mistake electing people who had pending criminal cases, how does it become right now?

Who keeps repeating past mistakes while expecting different results? I have been told not to call electors morons 😁
 

upepo

Elder Lister
If it was a mistake electing people who had pending criminal cases, how does it become right now?

Who keeps repeating past mistakes while expecting different results? I have been told not to call electors morons 😁
Wait. He is a criminal only to the losing side; not the winning side. He is a mistake only to the losing side; not the winning side. And if the losing side were clever enough to begin with, they would not have elected him in the first place, in which case he would not have been elected president.
You cannot elect a man twice and then pretend to remember that he had a tainted character after you have fallen out with him.
 
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bigDog

Elder Lister
Wait. He is a criminal only to the losing side; Not the winning side. He is a mistake only to the losing side; Not the winning side. And if the losing side were clever enough to begin with, they would not have elected him in the first place, in which case he would not be the president now.
Your proposition is misleading. Someone had 200million confiscated by the state because of money laundering. It has been claimed that he runs criminal enterprises to obtain money by false pretences from county governments and launder it. He lost that case. Yule muovu JSKS has his own litany of lost court cases regarding robbing off land from a poor IDP, stealing land from the public, and flying a poor man's jet 😁. There you have a complete set of megalomanic kleptomaniacs. Thieves from the core.

The humans recognize that crimes must be punished and the punishment must fit the crime. Our society noticed that those two had wronged it so much that they deserved to be punished. They went ahead and held elections.

My brothers and sisters, those who we shall not call morons decided that those two had committed crimes to the high heavens. They decided that the right punishment is to elect them into the highest office. After all, it's said that Jesus was crucified along with a thief and a murderer.

Morals of the story ?
 

Clemens

Elder Lister
Wait. He is a criminal only to the losing side; not the winning side. He is a mistake only to the losing side; not the winning side. And if the losing side were clever enough to begin with, they would not have elected him in the first place, in which case he would not have been elected president.
You cannot elect a man twice and then pretend to remember that he had a tainted character after you have fallen out with him.
I said earlier it would be a good study of use and dump as a methodology in politics. As the wahengas once said 'Kivushacho ni kiovu'.
 

Montecarlo

Elder Lister
First I want to congratulate Ruto and his deputy and wish them the best as they govern. I respect the decision of the majority however small the difference was.

Do I feel sad? yes of course. But the sadness of losing an election won’t last for long. We’ve been here before. 2017 we lost and we moved on fast. 2013 under Uhuru we won the elections, but the celebration mood was over within no time.

That is my political concession speech. Azimio has lost. To Azimio supporters, chin up.

My next concession speech is on integrity. This one is the one that will hurt longest. Why don’t our youths have jobs? Why are public services (health, education, water, transport)- collapsing? Why is manufacturing almost collapsing? The answer to all these questions is corruption

Personally, I believe the biggest impediment for Kenya growing economically is corruption and the Raila/Karua ticket presented the better (not the best) opportunity for us to correct this. Once matters to do with integrity are solved, the economy will sort itself out.

A story is told that when the baboons and the monkeys heard the man that who used to chase them away from the maize field had died, they celebrated hysterically. The next year there was no maize in the farm. That’s when they realised the dead man was the farmer.

And that’s my concession speech on integrity. Kenya has lost! Lose integrity, lose economy.

And in the famous last words for Boris Johnson, hasta la vista. BABY!
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