Misri Haturudi , mawe narushwo huko

Pale misri: Had to share. Sijarusha mawe priss, staki makasiriko, its a damn good hearty laugh


uwesmake
DRYFRY ARTIST

Deorro was the best moderator and a personal friend.

@Makonika was a great talkera personal friend , a Hero to many and he single handedly could make the village come to life with one thread.

@Ice_Cube was a humble birionea DCI bukususapere talker pia a good guy akawajoin as comrades

@Mathaais was a conflicted mungiki adherent due to his Schizophrenia he joined them bila kujielewa

@FieldMarshal CouchP was an old past 70 years demented senile entitled Kikuyu

@Gashwin was also in his 60s , the official village idler former primary school teacher then joined BAT in malakisi as a field officer in the 70s the fool was obsessed with flowers

@WuTang maragoli wa vihiga a polite guy who works with the NIS

@Pamba was a real life cop but very stupid infact his bad advice made villagers coin the term D- material in refference to cops yaani aliharibia karau wote jina due to his idiocy giving people wrong advice on the penal code and at it conning villagers

@TrumanCapote are his identical twin same bullshit huwa nashuku ni same people.

@Luther12 was a doctor who used to help villagers but after reaching his fifties he became foolish and could not keep off subtly attacking beautiful women especially ones who accepted to wash our eyes

@Meria Mata was also a good guy isipokua akiamka side ya umama (which was rare )then akuwe mumama the whole day.

@It's Le Scumbag was a mungiki adherent i cant say he was a bad guy but there was a thin line , he was not into abusing strangers but due to his age, above 55, he was okay living in mombasa selling charcoal

@Fala 12 was an injinia who graduated in MMUST BUT COULD NOT FIND WORK SINCE THE INJINIAS BOARD HAD REJECTED their lot who graduated as the first ones in 2008 because of massive cheating thus he was quite frustrated and used to beg villagers for even 50 bob , not to buy food but quench his thirst for SAPHIRE or AMARIOS he would rather die than fail to drink illicit methanol (Kuhura kanua Dominos :D )

@Guru a nice lady the village mother

@Mrs4thletter the village whore who apparently had sired 5 kids with different men who she could not remember

@vuja de was a kamba who worked for KEBS pretending to be a pauper but real life birionea when he bought me 2 Jamesons 1 litre without blinking when we met

@123tokambio a Maragoli from mudete , a good guy Wenger in Sacco
village politics iliwafukuza but they peep in and after my diplomacy the good ones watarudi officially
 

Nattydread

Elder Lister
More than 2 years since we abandoned Ktalk, I'm still 10th. - 11th. on all that members' lists. The only change is tha Uwesmake tops the lists, meaning that it has become a one-man show. @Gashwin @Scumpaka @Makonika, etc occupy the same places.

There can be only one conclusion: stagnation, rigor mortis.
 
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Introvert

Elder Lister
Pale misri: Had to share. Sijarusha mawe priss, staki makasiriko, its a damn good hearty laugh


uwesmake
DRYFRY ARTIST

Deorro was the best moderator and a personal friend.

@Makonika was a great talkera personal friend , a Hero to many and he single handedly could make the village come to life with one thread.

@Ice_Cube was a humble birionea DCI bukususapere talker pia a good guy akawajoin as comrades

@Mathaais was a conflicted mungiki adherent due to his Schizophrenia he joined them bila kujielewa

@FieldMarshal CouchP was an old past 70 years demented senile entitled Kikuyu

@Gashwin was also in his 60s , the official village idler former primary school teacher then joined BAT in malakisi as a field officer in the 70s the fool was obsessed with flowers

@WuTang maragoli wa vihiga a polite guy who works with the NIS

@Pamba was a real life cop but very stupid infact his bad advice made villagers coin the term D- material in refference to cops yaani aliharibia karau wote jina due to his idiocy giving people wrong advice on the penal code and at it conning villagers

@TrumanCapote are his identical twin same bullshit huwa nashuku ni same people.

@Luther12 was a doctor who used to help villagers but after reaching his fifties he became foolish and could not keep off subtly attacking beautiful women especially ones who accepted to wash our eyes

@Meria Mata was also a good guy isipokua akiamka side ya umama (which was rare )then akuwe mumama the whole day.

@It's Le Scumbag was a mungiki adherent i cant say he was a bad guy but there was a thin line , he was not into abusing strangers but due to his age, above 55, he was okay living in mombasa selling charcoal

@Fala 12 was an injinia who graduated in MMUST BUT COULD NOT FIND WORK SINCE THE INJINIAS BOARD HAD REJECTED their lot who graduated as the first ones in 2008 because of massive cheating thus he was quite frustrated and used to beg villagers for even 50 bob , not to buy food but quench his thirst for SAPHIRE or AMARIOS he would rather die than fail to drink illicit methanol (Kuhura kanua Dominos :D )

@Guru a nice lady the village mother

@Mrs4thletter the village whore who apparently had sired 5 kids with different men who she could not remember

@vuja de was a kamba who worked for KEBS pretending to be a pauper but real life birionea when he bought me 2 Jamesons 1 litre without blinking when we met

@123tokambio a Maragoli from mudete , a good guy Wenger in Sacco
village politics iliwafukuza but they peep in and after my diplomacy the good ones watarudi officially
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Panya Uwes ni mzito.
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