Mbuzi Idea

[Mongrel]

b4 january, nitanunua kilo kadhaa na mzinga. Wakanyaks if you have a real joint sema tu promote wewe

Huko sijui klost ama ktalk nilijaribu kuwabembeleza muwe mnaninulia angalau a kaquarter hata weekly ,mkakataa na I accepted and moved on, promote okiya

 

[Eng'iti]

Huko sijui klost ama ktalk nilijaribu kuwabembeleza muwe mnaninulia angalau a kaquarter hata weekly ,mkakataa na I accepted and moved on, promote okiya

Na muscle mwitu yenye inakuenjoy unakua kichwa ngumu kuja io siku na kiherehere uone, i will take pride of knocking off your teeth from your mouth

 

[bigDog]

@bigDog,


What a superb idea. I already love it. I surely do.

Just a small caveat though....

Like I have said before, my panties come off at the same speed as my intake of alcohol. For some strange reason, my legs parts wider and ever so wider with increased degree of inebriation.

Could I therefore be assured that there will be somebody to take care of those needs of mine or I might end up raping some poor Lister.

Seriously? You can not expect @Field Marshal to go thru all that after yesterday's incident
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This is what traumatized wakini

 

[Mongrel]

Na muscle mwitu yenye inakuenjoy unakua kichwa ngumu kuja io siku na kiherehere uone, i will take pride of knocking off your teeth from your mouth

I can knock out 5 of your kind with one blow

 

[QuadroK4000]

Na muscle mwitu yenye inakuenjoy unakua kichwa ngumu kuja io siku na kiherehere uone, i will take pride of knocking off your teeth from your mouth

Saitan buuya uta tambua General hiyo siku.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

I can knock out 5 of your kind with one blow

And blubber 130kgs comes into play

 

[Eng'iti]

And blubber 130kgs comes into play

Nitamneutralize mchukue izo fatty acid kiasi zitumike kama fuel ya kupika

 

[Mongrel]

Nitamneutralize mchukue izo fatty acid kiasi zitumike kama fuel ya kupika

Sugar cane juice itawezana na bone marrow?

 

[Quiet Storm]

that was however not my biggest wtf moment... autobahn the year 2013..driving a volvo s40 t5 turbo.. but do i say.. stopped at some service station on th A2, the best motorway on the planet.. kwa umbali naskia watu wanaongea kiswahili.. so I decided to check it out as I stretched my legs.. nakuta a heavy haulage msedes.. and I can tell the swahili is coming from that direction.. went to the cabin kusalimiana nakuta beberu mbili nzee.. they stop talking look at me for a while.. then say mjamaa unaelekea wapi?

Hehehe reminds me of Las Vegas sevens rugby 2016, I'm walking up the stairs and I here someone behind me saying "haki nimekazwa na mkojo!" Only to turn around and see two white dudes in maasai shukas and rungus, I later came to learn that they grew up in TZ.

 

[Elgin]

@Eng'iti unaona tumerushwa nje.

 

[Introvert]

This is a ploy to draw out bald innocent citizens, get them inebriated and traffic them to Mozambique.

 

[emali]

This is a ploy to draw out bald innocent citizens, get them inebriated and traffic them to Mozambique.

hahhha bald innocent citizens

 

[Eng'iti]

@Eng'iti unaona tumerushwa nje.

Hawa wazee wanadhani tuneenda kuwaiba ma yengs... Na ni ivo tu kungeenda

 

[emali]

Hawa wazee wanadhani tuneenda kuwaiba ma yengs... Na ni ivo tu kungeenda

mtu kama @bigDog ataanza kuwapa ma lectures za politics.. mayengs pale ni wetu

 

[Ubongo]

Huko sijui klost ama ktalk nilijaribu kuwabembeleza muwe mnaninulia angalau a kaquarter hata weekly ,mkakataa na I accepted and moved on, promote okiya

Ati walisema ulikuwa unauza nyeeeee

 

[kingolonde]

Halafu ukunyue Zote na utambe kwa mzinga tunakujua

Be nice. Its a Sunday

 

[bigDog]

I know a few listers. Semeni ng'we note mbuzi.

 

[Duke of Busia]

hehe good idea.. but i have a feeling i might be the oldest in the company...

Leta hint

 

[Duke of Busia]

@QuadroK4000, @Duke of Busia and @Denis Young pangeni yetu ya young Turks. We will show up defo with serious cheki manenos and I'm not referring to trucks but rather eye cleansing organisms.
Au sio?

I second that

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Bora watu wafanye Jerusalema challenge after the mbuzi