Maria

[Mwalimu-G]

Not for people with weight problems. Mandazi hollow ukiweka chips ndani then unajaza tomato sauce huwa poa sana.

yuk!

 

[Berlin]

No one watches Maria nor telenovela in my house

 

[Ssabasajja]

Sinanga time na teefee, nikikosa indanet nakuwa mgonjwa.

 

[Meria]

hio ni mahamri sio mandazi

 

[Kasaman]

Can this fucking programme by citizen tv end? Nilinunua TV lakini siko huru kwa nyumba yangu...Wife, kids, mboch na pets wote wako tuned in watching this kipindi...mimi nataka kuwatch akina Aljazeera I update myself na world news.

In Aza News. Okuyu mutatumaliza. Went to a restaurant nikanunua mandazi ya 50bob ( I hate calling it andazi).. kumbe ni vest!!! Hakuna nyama inside!!!!

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I like it that way !

 

[Field Marshal]

He he, mimi sio Kimash.

Madam, tell him him you take it in the right hole........................

 

[Aviator]

Madam, tell him him you take it in the right hole........................

Kwa men's conference, did you discuss if its OK for a man to put it into a woman's side B?
Coz women's conference agreed that its a NO.

 

[Kasaman]

Kwa men's conference, did you discuss if its OK for a man to put it into a woman's side B?
Coz women's conference agreed that its a NO.

there is only A no other side, B or C

 

[Mawaya]

Madam, tell him him you take it in the right hole........................

Mzee the only hole I possess is solely reserved for the bodily function you categorically stated you weren't willing to leave your high achieving jobs and come discuss.
Why do you want us to have a conversation about it now.

 

[X-TRAIL]

Tengeneza a mini study or garage room lockable

 

[Female Perspective]

I read one book per month. Done reading the February book. Waiting for March to start another

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Can you share some of the books? I promise to return them

 

[Kasaman]

Can you share some of the books? I promise to return them

sharing is caring !

 

[Field Marshal]

Kwa men's conference, did you discuss if its OK for a man to put it into a woman's side B?
Coz women's conference agreed that its a NO.

The only thing that arose at the conference was how to jumpstart poosies whose starters have been nyofolewad. It was agreed it was easier to get a side poosie.................

Unanunua kamoja leo?

 

[Mayekeke]

Can't relate, mihuingua kwa nyumba 4 in the morning.

 

[Aviator]

The only thing that arose at the conference was how to jumpstart poosies whose starters have been nyofolewad. It was agreed it was easier to get a side poosie.................

Unanunua kamoja leo?

Maybe kesho. Out of town.

 

[Kush Yule Mnono]

Can you share some of the books? I promise to return them

The only book ile Okiya can share ni ya chuma ya Doshi

 

[Clemens]

Can't relate, mihuingua kwa nyumba 4 in the morning.

Handas manenos?

 

[Mayekeke]

Handas manenos?

Kabisa.

 

[X-TRAIL]

The only book ile Okiya can share ni ya chuma ya Doshi

Mzito umeland ?so litre ya ngamia milk imefika wapi Sasa

 

[Mzito Jimit]

You can buy a second set and put it in your room. Mandazi is a triangle of wet dough fried in oil. It swells and fills up with air. Ukitaka content inaitwa samosa.

You cannot marry a shiny eye just for the pleasure of dissing her people.

But truth be told, Okuyus are the worst cooks in Kenya. Not only do they cook "vests" but most of their hotels cook pathetic meals.


Okay nunua TV uweke room ingine, kama unaishi bedsitter kama mimi weka kwa bafu