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Last weekend,elders from Murang'a met at the ancient shrine of Mukurwe wa Nyagathanga,consulted our oracles then came up with the Mukurwe Declaration.
Among other things,the Declaration demands that the next Deputy President has to come from the county of a thousand hills.If we can supply the city with half of its billionaires,hawkers and mikokotenis,we can also hack this DP thing.
For the Kuzimika side, it has to be our gracious Hon. Sabina Wanjiru Chege or the debonair Hon. Peter Kenneth.For gender balance though, we'd prefer ma'am Sabina.Recall how Shiro wowed crowds in Nyanza recently? If Jakom opts for any of those two,he can as well occupy a small room in State House as he awaits the official swearing in.
For Udaku side,it has to be one Hon Ndindi Nyoro,the illustrious son of the hilly county who also happens to be eye candy to female voters who form 50% of the voting block.With his boyish charm characteristic of Murang'a dandies,Ruto will be President by noon if he takes him as DP.
Sadly,if the demands in the Declaration arent honoured,we Murang'a people will vote in that high Prof to the last man.What was his name again- Prof Wakùnjoya?
Who knows- with his eclectic ideas,Prof.Wakùnjoya might declare the avocado- one of our cash crops a mandatory fruit in every home.
CC:
Chairpersons;
Kuzimika Alliance
Udaku Alliance
Among other things,the Declaration demands that the next Deputy President has to come from the county of a thousand hills.If we can supply the city with half of its billionaires,hawkers and mikokotenis,we can also hack this DP thing.
For the Kuzimika side, it has to be our gracious Hon. Sabina Wanjiru Chege or the debonair Hon. Peter Kenneth.For gender balance though, we'd prefer ma'am Sabina.Recall how Shiro wowed crowds in Nyanza recently? If Jakom opts for any of those two,he can as well occupy a small room in State House as he awaits the official swearing in.
For Udaku side,it has to be one Hon Ndindi Nyoro,the illustrious son of the hilly county who also happens to be eye candy to female voters who form 50% of the voting block.With his boyish charm characteristic of Murang'a dandies,Ruto will be President by noon if he takes him as DP.
Sadly,if the demands in the Declaration arent honoured,we Murang'a people will vote in that high Prof to the last man.What was his name again- Prof Wakùnjoya?
Who knows- with his eclectic ideas,Prof.Wakùnjoya might declare the avocado- one of our cash crops a mandatory fruit in every home.
CC:
Chairpersons;
Kuzimika Alliance
Udaku Alliance
