Kabuda
Elder Lister
You can not skip life's development stages. If you try, you will always pay.
If you're a woman, you shall rebel in your late teens, whore in your early twenties, settle down, have kids and maybe even get married in your late twenties, get saved in your thirties and be the moral support system to your family structure for the rest of your days on earth.
But you find girls who start out as the leaders of the Christian union in high school and university only for them to end up pregnant with the local makanga as soon as they start working. They then miss out on the clubbing stage because they are too busy raising kids only for them to start whoring in their forties because they missed that stage in their lives.
If you're a man:
You shall kojoa aiming into a hole when you're a kipii.
You shall instinctively learn to wank in your teenage years and progressively get confident to chase women in your late teens.
Almost everything you do in your twenties will be for your own selfish gratification and the need to compete and show off to your peers.
And then in your early thirties this will all change when you meet the woman of your dreams and all you'll want is a home and family to call yours.
If you're lucky, you and your woman will settle down and build a happy home and she will look after you into your old age.
You shall be content with being a provider to your family and nothing else will matter.
If you rush into marriage or end up getting 'trapped' by some cunning slut in your early twenties, you will end up being the kind of old geezers you meet in night clubs with utambis hanging to the floor, convertible bima parked outside chasing college girls.
It's pathetic.
The only stage that life allows a man NOT to skip is the stage where you play ' beat the flush'.
Every man knows what I'm talking about, you get ready to pee, flush the toilet and attempt to squeeze out all your wee before the toilet finishes flushing!
And there is such an immense feeling of victory every time you beat the flush!.... kikikikkkk....
Always Obey life's stages. ( na si tafathali!..)
If you're a woman, you shall rebel in your late teens, whore in your early twenties, settle down, have kids and maybe even get married in your late twenties, get saved in your thirties and be the moral support system to your family structure for the rest of your days on earth.
But you find girls who start out as the leaders of the Christian union in high school and university only for them to end up pregnant with the local makanga as soon as they start working. They then miss out on the clubbing stage because they are too busy raising kids only for them to start whoring in their forties because they missed that stage in their lives.
If you're a man:
You shall kojoa aiming into a hole when you're a kipii.
You shall instinctively learn to wank in your teenage years and progressively get confident to chase women in your late teens.
Almost everything you do in your twenties will be for your own selfish gratification and the need to compete and show off to your peers.
And then in your early thirties this will all change when you meet the woman of your dreams and all you'll want is a home and family to call yours.
If you're lucky, you and your woman will settle down and build a happy home and she will look after you into your old age.
You shall be content with being a provider to your family and nothing else will matter.
If you rush into marriage or end up getting 'trapped' by some cunning slut in your early twenties, you will end up being the kind of old geezers you meet in night clubs with utambis hanging to the floor, convertible bima parked outside chasing college girls.
It's pathetic.
The only stage that life allows a man NOT to skip is the stage where you play ' beat the flush'.
Every man knows what I'm talking about, you get ready to pee, flush the toilet and attempt to squeeze out all your wee before the toilet finishes flushing!
And there is such an immense feeling of victory every time you beat the flush!.... kikikikkkk....
Always Obey life's stages. ( na si tafathali!..)
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