Kukula sikukuu ina mambo @It's Me Scumbag
- Thread starter Mwalimu-G
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Is alight
Kuja na Kìnya
Endelea
Mututho Wa KK
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Kasaman
Elder Lister
Kisha unaichoma !Unaboil kill saba za nyama!!???
Tamu sana.
Mombasa yaitwa mbuzi ulaya
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give the pig a mouth-watering sight.
Wonder whether there was any truth to it.
Enehau, when we visited our uncle who worked as a kitchen toto in Karen where the white 'bwana' reared pigs, we would have to hold our mshuto for the whole day lest the pig got a whiff of it, until we turned blue. Sometimes a little yellow.
True story.
Absolutely nothing to do with WhiteKAP.
Wonder whether there was any truth to it.
Enehau, when we visited our uncle who worked as a kitchen toto in Karen where the white 'bwana' reared pigs, we would have to hold our mshuto for the whole day lest the pig got a whiff of it, until we turned blue. Sometimes a little yellow.
True story.
Absolutely nothing to do with WhiteKAP.
It's Me Scumbag
Elder Lister
@Mwalimu-G wanakula siku kuu ama wanakula pig's head?
Ssabasajja
Elder Lister
Nasikia Nassir used to eat pork akijificha. Even many Ugandan Muslims consume the meat.
Abba
Elder Lister
Internet
Elder Lister
Zilikuwa fake zote.I used to hear those rumors too..
Kuna ile ya dragon fly. Ukishika dragon fly ung'oe mabawa upulizie your favourite girl eti she will fall in love with you. Ndio kwa maana hatuwezi fikia the Japanese, sisi tulikuwa tunaongezeana ujinga instead of kusoma hesabu
Budspencer
Elder Lister
Sisi hapo kwa dragonfly we were told that there were tiny white men piloting them. Our belief was further strengthened coz we never succeeded in capturing one. Years later i found two of them grounded, zimekamuana hadi nguvu imeisha. Nikajiona mjinga sana.Zilikuwa fake zote.
Kuna ile ya dragon fly. Ukishika dragon fly ung'oe mabawa upulizie your favourite girl eti she will fall in love with you. Ndio kwa maana hatuwezi fikia the Japanese, sisi tulikuwa tunaongezeana ujinga instead of kusoma hesabu
Karma_mama
Elder Lister
When we were young (1942), we had this urban legend (OK, OK, village legend) that you never fart near a pig, or else it'll chase your skinny butt down and chew it out (not @Aviator's attempted way). Pigs were very few those days, and of course it didn't help that as boys we were only clad in shukas that could flutter away and give
Is it true that when you grow up wearing shuka that the dangling bit grows bigger because it's unrestricted? Asking for a friend..
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Come find out, mama. Karma ain't a bitch all the time.................................
Kasaman
Elder Lister
True
That's why masai don't keep cats !