Kenya's Riches

The government is planning to repatriate all Somalia refugees in Dadaab. This will offer a spectacular scene akin to the wild beast migration, if it was to happen in one trip

The initial population of refugees, estimated by UNHCR, was close to 400k

They will fit into 6,666 buses, with a 60 capacity each, which will form a 80kms long, convoy, assuming each bus has a length of 10 meters and separated by a space of two meters, between

The distance between the camp to the closest border point is less than 70 kilometers, meaning the first bus will get into Somalia, before the last one leaves Dadaab
The government can also earn some revenue, because this is sure to attract tourists
We are a country which cannot produce anything, and even in this era technological innovations, to earn foreign exchange we have to rely on natural endowment like wildlife, it's migrations, and such occurances
Away from that, the other natural phenomenon very close to the wild beast migration across the Mara, is the T9 migration of Soy. I told you hoof eaters instead of keeping German shepherds, chihuahuas, dobbermans and other known dog breeds, they keep T9s, wolves, jackals and foxes, while imagining these are dogs
Guys from Sokomoko, all the way to Kilimani don't feed their T9s, forcing them to walk to the market to scavenge for themselves. Each evening as people walk home, from the market, the mongrels hit the road coming to the market, creating another spectacle worth tourist attention. This has potential of earning the country foreign exchange if well marketed
The other way we woud make money was if mud was exportable. Lumino could be the richest place in the universe, because it has trillions of "barrels" of mud, that we can export for ages, unlike the ngamia well that dried of crude oil, even before we began exporting
The other way Kenya would become rich, was if rats were sold in the world market. Edloret, the town of my father, could be very rich, given the size amd population of rats at the municipal market
The rats are bigger than any ordinary rabbit, a fellow rodent. No cat can dare move anywhere near there because they will be eaten by the giant rats, that forces even vehicles to stop and wait, as they cross the roads
Good morning my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!
 

Aviator

Elder Lister
The government is planning to repatriate all Somalia refugees in Dadaab. This will offer a spectacular scene akin to the wild beast migration, if it was to happen in one trip

The initial population of refugees, estimated by UNHCR, was close to 400k

They will fit into 6,666 buses, with a 60 capacity each, which will form a 80kms long, convoy, assuming each bus has a length of 10 meters and separated by a space of two meters, between

The distance between the camp to the closest border point is less than 70 kilometers, meaning the first bus will get into Somalia, before the last one leaves Dadaab
The government can also earn some revenue, because this is sure to attract tourists
We are a country which cannot produce anything, and even in this era technological innovations, to earn foreign exchange we have to rely on natural endowment like wildlife, it's migrations, and such occurances
Away from that, the other natural phenomenon very close to the wild beast migration across the Mara, is the T9 migration of Soy. I told you hoof eaters instead of keeping German shepherds, chihuahuas, dobbermans and other known dog breeds, they keep T9s, wolves, jackals and foxes, while imagining these are dogs
Guys from Sokomoko, all the way to Kilimani don't feed their T9s, forcing them to walk to the market to scavenge for themselves. Each evening as people walk home, from the market, the mongrels hit the road coming to the market, creating another spectacle worth tourist attention. This has potential of earning the country foreign exchange if well marketed
The other way we woud make money was if mud was exportable. Lumino could be the richest place in the universe, because it has trillions of "barrels" of mud, that we can export for ages, unlike the ngamia well that dried of crude oil, even before we began exporting
The other way Kenya would become rich, was if rats were sold in the world market. Edloret, the town of my father, could be very rich, given the size amd population of rats at the municipal market
The rats are bigger than any ordinary rabbit, a fellow rodent. No cat can dare move anywhere near there because they will be eaten by the giant rats, that forces even vehicles to stop and wait, as they cross the roads
Good morning my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!
Wewe haujui T9 ni nini.
That thing is/was dangerous. Almost akin to kanyùtù.
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
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Wewe haujui T9 ni nini.
That thing is/was dangerous. Almost akin to kanyùtù.
Back in 1979 rumours of rogue T-9s unleashed by Nyerere to fight Amin caused quite the scare at the foothills of the Aberdares.....................just how they had traversed all the land to the TZ border is beyond me. But I remember nobody dared go out to pee at night.....
 
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