Introfart joins petition to IMF

Introvert

Elder Lister
FINDING NEMO'S BALLS EPISODE II

Taxatians 4:31.
'And when the people felt that Nemo was being unfairly vilified they protested and cried, "Leave our president alone!"


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But from his cot at State House, our sweet sleeping Nemo heard, "Leave our president a loan!"
Alas!
That was his cue.


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So he woke up, put on his big boy flippers like the Gospel Armour, and went out to tell his subjects
just how much of a bad ass he has been with the other loans.
And the people knew they were fucked."

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Aviator

Elder Lister
On a serious note, if every kenyan received 5k from that loan, it would have a bigger impact.
Mimi kwangu tuko 6. 30k in my pocket would do something meaningful to keep us fed for a few months
 

Nattydread

Elder Lister
FINDING NEMO'S BALLS EPISODE II

Taxatians 4:31.
'And when the people felt that Nemo was being unfairly vilified they protested and cried, "Leave our president alone!"


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But from his cot at State House, our sweet sleeping Nemo heard, "Leave our president a loan!"
Alas!
That was his cue.


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So he woke up, put on his big boy flippers like the Gospel Armour, and went out to tell his subjects
just how much of a bad ass he has been with the other loans.
And the people knew they were fucked."

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It's tragic but laughter is unavoidable here.
 

Giggz

Elder Lister
FINDING NEMO'S BALLS EPISODE II

Taxatians 4:31.
'And when the people felt that Nemo was being unfairly vilified they protested and cried, "Leave our president alone!"


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But from his cot at State House, our sweet sleeping Nemo heard, "Leave our president a loan!"
Alas!
That was his cue.


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So he woke up, put on his big boy flippers like the Gospel Armour, and went out to tell his subjects
just how much of a bad ass he has been with the other loans.
And the people knew they were fucked."

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I hope this doesn't come back to haunt you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😂😂😂 hii imeweza
 

Montecarlo

Elder Lister
FINDING NEMO'S BALLS EPISODE II

Taxatians 4:31.
'And when the people felt that Nemo was being unfairly vilified they protested and cried, "Leave our president alone!"


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But from his cot at State House, our sweet sleeping Nemo heard, "Leave our president a loan!"
Alas!
That was his cue.


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So he woke up, put on his big boy flippers like the Gospel Armour, and went out to tell his subjects
just how much of a bad ass he has been with the other loans.
And the people knew they were fucked."

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Then he turned to his Wazir who was also known to be a serious peddler of monkeys and stories of giants...and asked
Am I bad person if I use the loans I get to buy my friends shirts that match the ones I wear...or buy their wives camisoles that match those of my Thatcher?
 

Tiiga Waana

Elder Lister
Mutemi wa Kiama is a free man now
Am afraid not @Gio. Bail is just a conditional release from pre- trial remand. You deposit a cash amount or a title to a property as guarantee that you will appear in Court for the duration of a case. Otherwise you forfeit your bond @Gio.
It is not freedom but a taste of how it feels to be denied your liberty. Don’t celebrate yet.
 

mzeiya

Elder Lister
Am afraid not @Gio. Bail is just a conditional release from pre- trial remand. You deposit a cash amount or a title to a property as guarantee that you will appear in Court for the duration of a case. Otherwise you forfeit your bond @Gio.
It is not freedom but a taste of how it feels to be denied your liberty. Don’t celebrate yet.
Can the fine at the end of the case exceed bail?
 

Tiiga Waana

Elder Lister
Can the fine at the end of the case exceed bail?
It could. Those are two different stages of a trial. Bond is pegged on ensuring Court Appearance where flight risk, witness tampering and security of complainants are possibilities.
Bond is meant to give the Defendant the space and resources to prepare their defence in freedom and Liberty.

There are always chances that additional or more serious charges could be levelled on further investigations and after Bond has already been granted.
So therefore a higher fine might be accrued after court judgement.
 
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