Some years back, in Primary school, (I think I was in class 4 or 5), It was a must to go for PE, the school had a big field, now
Mwalimu Gashwin akatuambia we have to compete, running ile ya kusunguka kiwanja onec, and when my time came, tukawekwa kwa line each with his lane, on your marks...go, nikakimbia kidogo like 20 meters nikajiangusha kimakusudi, halafu nikajifanya nimeumia, laying down and never rising up, some teachers came running to pick me up; did some first aid to a supposedly bruised or dislodged leg; Reason, sikutaka kukimbia, so I stage managed that (stunt?)