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The.Black.Templar

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I have just recalled a hekaya that happened to me sometime back involving my checki maneno back in the day, a wrong turn I took na mama mjinga alikuwa anataka kunimurder hadi akakata bike yangu na machete. :-(

I will write this hekaya on Friday jioni, but in the mean time what near death experiences have you ever encountered?
 

Elgin

Chief Lister
I like water...lakini usizidi karai moja.
Jifunze kuswim ndugu, I did learn how to swim whilst class 5, kwa one of the canals ya zile flowers farms za Nvsa. Was very deep! Would hang on a kibuyu to keep afloat. Swallowed a couple of gallons in that suicide mission. Perfected hata naenda diep kwa lake na boat,dive in napigia fishermen samaki into the net.
 

It's Me Scumbag

Chief Lister
I have just recalled a hekaya that happened to me sometime back involving my checki maneno back in the day, a wrong turn I took na mama mjinga alikuwa anataka kunimurder hadi akakata bike yangu na machete. :-(

I will write this hekaya on Friday jioni, but in the mean time what near death experiences have you ever encountered?
Maybe they would have saved us the agony...
 

Amooti

New Lister
I can swim very well. I used to swim from Marina to Shanzu side and earlier on I swam once from mshomoroni to Tudor. I have been lucky more than once in swimming pools due to my prowess in swimming
 

bigDog

Chief Lister
Jifunze kuswim ndugu, I did learn how to swim whilst class 5, kwa one of the canals ya zile flowers farms za Nvsa. Was very deep! Would hang on a kibuyu to keep afloat. Swallowed a couple of gallons in that suicide mission. Perfected hata naenda diep kwa lake na boat,dive in napigia fishermen samaki into the net.
Thanks but no thanks. I have an internal kibuyu (beer b) that should theoretically help in the floating process. Lakini siwezi kuenda swimming Not with those skinny twats we call sons and daughters around. Alafu waone my matchstick excuses of legs and general body misconfiguration. Alafu wacheke?
 
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