Kender9
Elder Lister
Not a chance not even in hell
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Kender9
Elder Lister
I took advices zenye nilipewa na the then members of county assembly, nikasema ukiachwa achika
Female Perspective
Elder Lister
Ice pubes pia mimi nataka sponsor ataniwekea kibiashara hivi kama KiBarbershop! Please help
Anglututu
Elder Lister
I remember this he he
Nefertities
Elder Lister
Patco/T. Vercetti has been accused of single handedly bringing the whole thing down.
Do regale us with the tale(s). Mbio kabla akuje!
Ice_Cube
Elder Lister
Unataka wa kuweka barbershop area code gani kayole ama kileleshwa
Ubongo
Elder Lister
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Reminds of a nigga ,got the same call ,rushed home to find everything in the house cleared and th e Lorry moving. He managed to jump up ! Akiwa kwa gari nasikia napigiwa simu 'mtu wangu, eeeenimehama nasijui naenda wapi , lakini nitawajulisha !'
Kumbe the wife was tired of the nigga drinking problems !
That thread was epic. I had to go through it again. The comments were extremely hilarious.
Ati bibi ananunua cooker mwanaume naye anajaza gas. Kunguru ananunua Tv na wewe unaleta series.
Reminds of a nigga ,got the same call ,rushed home to find everything in the house cleared and th e Lorry moving. He managed to jump up ! Akiwa kwa gari nasikia napigiwa simu 'mtu wangu, eeeenimehama nasijui naenda wapi , lakini nitawajulisha !'
Kumbe the wife was tired of the nigga drinking problems !
That thread was epic. I had to go through it again. The comments were extremely hilarious.
Ati bibi ananunua cooker mwanaume naye anajaza gas. Kunguru ananunua Tv na wewe unaleta series.
Kender9
Elder Lister
@Female Perspective , kwaja that day you promised to donate your stock (cant call em goodies) that I gladly rejected cos you can never find happiness where you lost it in the 1st place.
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Introvert
Elder Lister
hebu changeni mzinga ya gentleman jack kwanza kama senators. I need risk allowance for venturing into the chaos
Kalewa Sacco: Kufagiliwa na Kunguru Edishen
Enyewe kunguru hafugiki. Jana nimeenda katrip, sasa nikiwa requim mass hapo holy trinity church Kile, nikapigiwa simu na neighbour, akanishow "jirani kumbe unahama na husemi " , nikamdismiss nikamwambia amekosea, akanishow "ukweli mama nanii ameleta lorry hapa vitu zote zinabebwa". Nikasema acha...
Shait.
Kender9
Elder Lister
Nilienda Mghanye Nyika nikapata Mdawida yello yello, of course the crow got wind of my developments and all she said was "Uliendea uchawi Coast uniroge"
Kilimani.
Jumabekavu
Lister
Thank me now
Kender9
Elder Lister
Get me right mkwehu, sikusema nilienda Ganze kutafta mganga au Kachororoni nimesema nilienda Mghange Nyika, that's inTaita Taveta, kutafuta mrembo. Mahakogo
Quiet Storm
Lister
Pewa kcr zangu zote they are like twohebu changeni mzinga ya gentleman jack kwanza kama senators. I need risk allowance for venturing into the chaos
Kalewa Sacco: Kufagiliwa na Kunguru Edishen
Enyewe kunguru hafugiki. Jana nimeenda katrip, sasa nikiwa requim mass hapo holy trinity church Kile, nikapigiwa simu na neighbour, akanishow "jirani kumbe unahama na husemi " , nikamdismiss nikamwambia amekosea, akanishow "ukweli mama nanii ameleta lorry hapa vitu zote zinabebwa". Nikasema acha...
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Jumabekavu
Lister
Kumbe akili yako ni ndogo kama fullstop.
Female Perspective
Elder Lister
Kileleshwa aki... nitakupea commission pia
Mongrel
Elder Lister
I am the only philanthropic guy here,kuja inbox chapchap with your needs,niko in the process of sorting out eye candy
Bettingguru
Lister
Yeah Nobody Gives A Damn Bout You.Its A Lonely Road And Only You Can Make It If You Beleive In Yourself!
Ice_Cube
Elder Lister
Nitakua nachukua tax monthly.. wacha nikutafutie mtu