I remember it like yesterday!!! The things jubileediots showed us!

imei2012

imei2012

Elder Lister
They say in luhya that " atarora nya vukana dada yasuva tsingombe" figure out the meaning.....
Anyway history has a funny way of playing games on us!!! Jubilee nominations thread gathered the most replies ever witnessed in the history of threads in kenya since nyayo free milk!!!.... Ohh my the chaotic cord nominations could not handle candle to it!!! The founder of the thread who is well known in this place was untouched that day!! I highly suspect he slept with his shoes on that day!!! The country was oozing unity of purpose and if i remember well some randomn dude must have bought me a beer that day in his show of how "democracy" in party nominations should be exercised!!!


Being in the capital the "businessmen" wanted to show everyone who cared to listen that the "cordmorons" had no stake in the economy and hence just a group of disgruntled fellas out baying for blood and insatiable appetite for chaos!!! I remember very well talking to my side slices wimin who operated a salon in tassia(asingle mom btw) and telling her that jacon had set aside funds for women her kind but wapi she left me asleep in the house to go vote for a second time when everyone in his sensible mind was boycotting!!! Suffice to say sahi she closed down due to harsh business environment and licensing!!! Courtesy of her govt!!!


From matching suits and tie we were promised a digital duo with new broom out to sweep old geezers to dustbins of history!!! Esteemed and high ranking forum members even put digital count down watches and matching avatars of the time and moment stupid kihii is relegated to bondo!!! Some names thrown around included "bondo express" " digital duo" " uncle william" "kumi yangu kumi ya william" etc. How time flys!!!


Nimrewo nitaebdelea baadaye....
 
It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
imei2012 said:
If i met him am buying him 5 more beers but sadly am for returning the hand.... Kumi za prince kumi za hustler....
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This is what is making The Prince seeth with anger.
I remember him in Embu outside Maguna Supermarket saying "Andù aitu,mwaga kùnyitìrìra kìmùndù gìkì nì gìkùnjùraga"... Then he goes ahead with the 'handcheque'.
And the thurakus get mad not understanding why and swear 'hustler to statehouse' upsetting what he thought were the best laid plans.
2022 will be very interesting.
 
Mzito Jimit

Mzito Jimit

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Clemens said:
Cordiots always pretend as if they live in utopia. We are together in this boat called Kenya our fate are intertwined. Sawa wefwe?
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The difference is that we long accepted our fates handsome of us were probably looking forward to such mind if days, as for you, you could be waiting for another 7 or 20 years of merciless shifting whichever comes first
 
Kasaman

Kasaman

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imei2012 said:
They say in luhya that " atarora nya vukana dada yasuva tsingombe" figure out the meaning.....
Anyway history has a funny way of playing games on us!!! Jubilee nominations thread gathered the most replies ever witnessed in the history of threads in kenya since nyayo free milk!!!.... Ohh my the chaotic cord nominations could not handle candle to it!!! The founder of the thread who is well known in this place was untouched that day!! I highly suspect he slept with his shoes on that day!!! The country was oozing unity of purpose and if i remember well some randomn dude must have bought me a beer that day in his show of how "democracy" in party nominations should be exercised!!!


Being in the capital the "businessmen" wanted to show everyone who cared to listen that the "cordmorons" had no stake in the economy and hence just a group of disgruntled fellas out baying for blood and insatiable appetite for chaos!!! I remember very well talking to my side slices wimin who operated a salon in tassia(asingle mom btw) and telling her that jacon had set aside funds for women her kind but wapi she left me asleep in the house to go vote for a second time when everyone in his sensible mind was boycotting!!! Suffice to say sahi she closed down due to harsh business environment and licensing!!! Courtesy of her govt!!!


From matching suits and tie we were promised a digital duo with new broom out to sweep old geezers to dustbins of history!!! Esteemed and high ranking forum members even put digital count down watches and matching avatars of the time and moment stupid kihii is relegated to bondo!!! Some names thrown around included "bondo express" " digital duo" " uncle william" "kumi yangu kumi ya william" etc. How time flys!!!


Nimrewo nitaebdelea baadaye....
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na usiongee kiluga haiileweki, for now najua pusaa imejaa michipa yote , your thread is good , continue !
 
Clemens

Clemens

Elder Lister
Mzito Jimit said:
The difference is that we long accepted our fates handsome of us were probably looking forward to such mind if days, as for you, you could be waiting for another 7 or 20 years of merciless shifting whichever comes first
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Good point on accepting your fate, we are also slowly accepting ours, the socratic allegory of the cave comes to mind.
 
imei2012

imei2012

Elder Lister
Removes lock....... Continued

And then the prince prayed in nyeri and by coincidence nature did its thing and the heavens opened up and it started raining (just like it does in any highland place in kenya!!) the peasants couldn't just let it go but they interpreted it as the signs from gods themselves and the rain was an annointing!!!! Hehe i couldnt believe what i reading on the interwebs!!! Same thing happened in nakuru.... Here gods gift to kenyans a humble man campaigning in rains
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A man born in statehouse and populace determined to return him there!!! I highly suspect had he made a declaration that he doesn't want the presidency his followers would have dragged him by the neck and forced him to swear under a mugumo tree to never say such thing again.
Meanwhile the writtings were on the wall that the economy would be run to the ground..... While cord had no better alternative but by a mere fact we hadn't tried their shenanigans. Two people bought together by common purpose to defeat ocampo and shared hatred for jacon convinced millions that they had their interests at heart if you are looking for definition of witchcraft look no further. But on the other side of the divide jacon digs a sharp dagger in his millions hard die followers by negotiating ahand shake that is still shrouded in mystery, thereby legitimizing a regime that was falling faster than a meteorite. Badala tu angekaa kando awatch as things implode as explode as they were bound to... He rushes to sanitize it!!! Sahi he will be judged even though he wasn't there from the start!!! Sometimes i wonder who advices him!!! Badala ya kutour the world delivering keynote speaches to thinktanks na kuwacha idiots wakule ujeuri yao nop thats not him he has to jump in the pigs pit!!! Well he is about to learn a difficult lesson yeye na bbi yake into the dustbins. In all of this kuna uliam even though not a favourite of mine, i cant stand and watch as he is betrayed when he has been an obedient deputy and delivered on his promise. Between the continuation of dynasties and the rise of peasants my choice is clear and in dr ndiis word he is the lesser evil. Between getting shot and being stabbed lets choose stabbing coz we stand a survival chance!
 
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