I met a Legend today in Kibera

Clemens

Elder Lister
Never met those 'goons' since it was a footpath.
The worst you can expect is an irregularly huge earth bump that will scratch the bottom of your car.
Heck, even cops turn a blind eye to weed being smoked there in the open.
Seems they only surface during political times, after they disappear, I know that theft Is nonexistent there but hooligans are there.
 

shocks

Elder Lister
Hizi ni porojo tu.
Me neither. Such a peaceful bunch and my pals in Kibich actually say unless you're in crime-prone areas I think Laini Saba has been mentioned, you'll never be in trouble there.

Can't wait for the completion of the main dual-road that's under construction linking Ngong Rd from Prestige to Langata hapo karibu na NHC
Never met those 'goons' since it was a footpath.
The worst you can expect is an irregularly huge earth bump that will scratch the bottom of your car.
Heck, even cops turn a blind eye to weed being smoked there in the open.
Msidanganye wageni, goons wakikasirika hufunga hata southern bypass, sembuse hii panya route
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Me neither. Such a peaceful bunch and my pals in Kibich actually say unless you're in crime-prone areas I think Laini Saba has been mentioned, you'll never be in trouble there.

Can't wait for the completion of the main dual-road that's under construction linking Ngong Rd from Prestige to Langata hapo karibu na NHC
Back in the day, before 2007, I used to drink myself silly in Kibich's shebeens. Jengs are the safest people in the world as long as you don't mention Baba negatively. Wakipata mwizi anauliwa saa hiyo hiyo watu wanarudi kwa club like nothing happened. On some lucky days a random jeng would offer a nubile 16-year old 'ametoka nyumbani last wik' (saa hiyo ni sista yake) to this Wuod Okuyu for the consideration of a few senetaz.

Of course I used to decline. Of course.

Point is, never once was I robbed or stolen from. In my native Kikuyu Town sometime this year it took exactly 37 minutes for my Tecno to grow legs and walk away unnoticed........................
 
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