Hello senators

[Hakimoto]

Huku kuna kuketi pale .....?

 

[Masgwembe]

Wee jikalishe tu since you're comfortable already.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Elder statesman keti pale

 

[M-Pesa]

Hapana hapa unaingia kwa hii mara tatu ndio utoe harufu ya chaos from the chaotic cownty assembly

 

[Pamba 1]

Karibu kwa wazee, kusalimiana ndio hakuna huku pekee yake.

 

[Hakimoto]

Karibu kwa wazee, kusalimiana ndio hakuna huku pekee yake.

Afande nipatie AK47 for 2hrs.

 

[Pamba 1]

Afande nipatie AK47 for 2hrs.

Iko booked hadi May, kujia roadblock Friday jioni.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

I am wary.

There was an Old Man with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

 

[mzeiya]

Elder statesman keti pale
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[Hakimoto]

I am wary.

There was an Old Man with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

Bado unauza Maua

 

[Field Marshal]

Karibu. Weka paybill.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Bado unauza Maua

Not convincing.

There was a young lady of station

"I love man" was her sole exclamation

But when men cried, "You flatter"

She replied, "Oh! no matter!

Isle of Man is the true explanation.

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Karibu kwa wazee, kusalimiana ndio hakuna huku pekee yake.

Afande Sir,
Inter- net never forgets. You are on record saying you wouldn’t mind kusalimiana na Samidoh. What is your plea Sir?

 

[Pamba 1]

Afande Sir,
Inter- net never forgets. You are on record saying you wouldn’t mind kusalimiana na Samidoh. What is your plea Sir?

Huyo sio mimi, i don't borrow outside, a man who believes in sanctity in marriage, that's me, Safi kama @Pamba 1

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Huyo sio mimi, i don't borrow outside, a man who believes in sanctity in marriage, that's me, Safi kama @Pamba 1

Really? Yeah ....Right!
I am almost tempted to be your guinea pig. Then we can bring the results here in the Senate!

 

[Clemens]

I am wary.

There was an Old Man with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

Your love of literature is unrivalled.

 

[Pamba 1]

Really? Yeah ....Right!
I am almost tempted to be your guinea pig. Then we can bring the results here in the Senate!

Mimi ni pasta.

 

[Douglas Digori]

Karibu new villager. Pitia kwangu ujiandikishe, we are unionising.

 

[Field Marshal]

Really? Yeah ....Right!
I am almost tempted to be your guinea pig. Then we can bring the results here in the Senate!

What's wrong with you? Umeanza kugawa vitu zangu?

 

[Tiiga Waana]

Mimi ni pasta.

@Pamba 1,
You of all people should know the great discount you can get from a jail sentence if you plead guilty at the very first hearing. In most jurisdictions you get a third off your sentence for saving Court’s time, sparing the Plaintiff from reliving their painful ordeal by testifying as well as saving costs associated with litigation.

Now, you have made me do some investigations and here are the results for everyone to see and conclude whether or not you are safi as you allege.