Heartbroken

[Nameless]

Kumbe senators mnaumia chini ya maji huku nje

 

[Pamba 1]

Mushenzi, ukichengwa unatulia bila kusumbua.

 

[Bush hopper]

That's y I do horizontal business with women almost my age yaani vitu mature

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Natafuta mudu...wueh

 

[Kamnjoro]

That's y I do horizontal business with women almost my age yaani vitu mature

We have a name for it.
Gerontophilia.

 

[RANDY $]

Sponyo amechezwa...

 

[Denis Young]

Why is field masho surprised? The last thing a young bird wants is for you to keel over when you are tasting canaan and end up on K24 9pm news.

 

[Clemens]

He broke a cardinal rule: Never fall in love with a Kunguru. he is regretting kufungua roho just like Kabisa regrets the waweru story in Klost.

 

[Introvert]

Ornitholossians 1:47
"Brethren, be wary of these birds. You think she is settled and enjoying the view, but she is merely on the lookout."

 

[sally]

The problem with these old men is that they think that money can buy love, once they provide money they think that it takes care of everything, us young ladies like to be taken out, go to the club and party all night and make love all day, they just can't keep up.

 

[Clemens]

The problem with these old men is that they think that money can buy love, once they provide money they think that it takes care of everything, us young ladies like to be taken out, go to the club and party all night and make love all day, they just can't keep up.

Thanks I have learnt something new, all my life I always assumed it's the other way round.

 

[Kender9]

Huyo si Wakanai, Big Poppa pump, the regular caller kwa Maina n King'ang'i?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Kumbe senators mnaumia chini ya maji huku nje

Apewe link ya Amerix pale Twitta

 

[Pamba 1]

The problem with these old men is that they think that money can buy love, once they provide money they think that it takes care of everything, us young ladies like to be taken out, go to the club and party all night and make love all day, they just can't keep up.

Niaje Sally?

 

[Kamau wa Kíríro]

Ornitholossians

@Meria, book of the day as there's no such word

 

[Introvert]

The problem with these old men is that they think that money can buy love, once they provide money they think that it takes care of everything, us young ladies like to be taken out, go to the club and party all night and make love all day, they just can't keep up.

I hope something in between all that, you'll get a minute to learn the difference between 'bustard' and 'bastard'.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

The problem with these old men is that they think that money can buy love, once they provide money they think that it takes care of everything, us young ladies like to be taken out, go to the club and party all night and make love all day, they just can't keep up.

hio picha ni yako? If so can I give you some babies?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Upuss

 

[Meria]

@Meria, book of the day as there's no such word

This is very orthodox

 

[Field Marshal]

Niaje Sally?

D- naona umeamua o ikue O.......................isorait, mwili ni yako..............................