Ha ha ha! : In This New Age of Proud Stingy Men?

LeoK

Elder Lister
We are not boarding. Binti at a soda hawesmek kujinunulia haafu anataka umpeleke java Saitan.
 

Dibbz

Lister
Did you know that Women always think men will die first,if you think am lying just tell her let's sell this house and land,she will be like "for what! When you die where will i live with the children?"
Most ladies outlive their husbands, but remember most marry sweet young things, 5 to 10yrs their juniors.
 

Dibbz

Lister
Being older doesn't mean you'll die first.
Truth be told, once you hit 4th floor, you have a harder time keeping up with 35 yr olds. Sembuse 45, 50, 55....your body is not what it was, no matter how hard you work out ama diet unakula.

You take longer to recover from a hangdown, you cant run up those stairs like a guy 5 yrs your junior, it gets harder staying up late, tv becomes an eyesore (inakupea usingizi), blah blah blah...

You may party like a rock star, but can you recover like one?? Remember when you could go on a 72 hrs alchohol, partying and club binge, dancing all night on the dancefloor, hit 3 shots back to back :D:D:D Youth is fleeting, and damn dont i miss those days!! Nostalgia and reminiscenses....
 

Ramiran

Elder Lister
Even killing them early...feeding them with steel wool
Hio ya steel wool ilipitwa na wakati its easy to detect on the dead body during autopsy.
Siku hizi ni totally undetectable substances ata mkipeleke samples south Africa labs
 
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