Adult(18+) Funniest thing during sex. - this happened to me last night!. kikikikkkk..

Kabuda

Elder Lister
So I had a tooth implant carried out on my front tooth after loosing my original one in a scuffle.
Me and some racist white boys had had a frank exchange of opinions after they discovered that I had been romantically involved with one of their sisters.A bottle of Heineken beer landed on my face and when i came to,i was minus a tooth not to mention a few other reconfigurations on my face that left permanent dents that remind me of my youth everytime i look in the mirror.

But that's besides the point!....

The implant needs regular maintenance because it gets loose every so often especially when I'm stressed and biting my lips.
It has been getting worse lately but with Corona it's not easy getting an appointment at the dentist's especially for what they consider 'cosmetic' work.
My fiance is bila clue because I don't feel that we know each other enough for me to mention my dental disability in case she discriminates me.
Plus she hasn't noticed.

Anyway Jana we get caught up in the 'mood' and in my attempt to give maximum satisfaction,I head down south on her just like she likes it...
She likes an aggressive eating out and that's exactly what I plan to do to her!...
So i have each of her butt cheeks sitting on each of my palms and my head buried deep between her juicy thighs with my tongue doing all the work.
Kidogo she is almost getting there and she's roughly wiggling her bum in my palms and me trying to keep up with her ....
She has this habit of pulling my head up and snogging my face as soon as she cums.

Kidogo she grabs me by my ears and pulls my head up to snog me but as I come up from the dive she lets out the biggest scream and the terrified look on her face sends my throbbing boner into jelly mode.

"Babe, you have no tooth!.." she says in a solemn but scared tone of voice.
I am so embarrassed!....
The mood is at this stage dead and buried plus I now have to tell her all about my little dental problem...

Butt hang on a minute!...
We need to find my lost tooth.
And there's only one way to do that!... I'm going diving again!...

Haki we found my front gnasher lodged deep between her butt cheeks!...
Hatujawai Cheka hivo...
My tooth is now in salty water waiting for the dentist's appointment.
I just have to keep reminding myself not to laugh out loud in case I scare some other innocent soul.

Haithuru!...
 
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Kabuda

Elder Lister
Where were you eating her?
Coz if the tooth was between the butt cheeks, that can only mean one thing.

In other unrelated news, how does shit taste?
I can't speak on behalf of the tooth, but I know I was eating clit when the tooth fell off.
In related news; are you a spitter or a swallower?
It's very mannerless for a lady to spit.
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
So I had a tooth implant carried out on my front tooth after loosing my original one in a scuffle.
Me and some racist white boys had had a frank exchange of opinions after they discovered that I had been romantically involved with one of their sisters.A bottle of Heineken beer landed on my face and when i came to,i was minus a tooth not to mention a few other reconfigurations on my face that left permanent dents that remind me of my youth everytime i look in the mirror.

But that's besides the point!....

The implant needs regular maintenance because it gets loose every so often especially when I'm stressed and biting my lips.
It has been getting worse lately but with Corona it's not easy getting an appointment at the dentist's especially for what they consider 'cosmetic' work.
My fiance is bila clue because I don't feel that we know each other enough for me to mention my dental disability in case she discriminates me.
Plus she hasn't noticed.

Anyway Jana we get caught up in the 'mood' and in my attempt to give maximum satisfaction,I head down south on her just like she likes it...
She likes an aggressive eating out and that's exactly what I plan to do to her!...
So i have each of her butt cheeks sitting on each of my palms and my head buried deep between her juicy thighs with my tongue doing all the work.
Kidogo she is almost getting there and she's roughly wiggling her bum in my palms and me trying to keep up with her ....
She has this habit of pulling my head up and snogging my face as soon as she cums.

Kidogo she grabs me by my ears and pulls my head up to snog me but as I come up from the dive she lets out the biggest scream and the terrified look on her face sends my throbbing boner into jelly mode.

"Babe, you have no tooth!.." she says in a solemn but scared tone of voice.
I am so embarrassed!....
The mood is at this stage dead and buried plus I now have to tell her all about my little dental problem...

Butt hang on a minute!...
We need to find my lost tooth.
And there's only one way to do that!... I'm going diving again!...

Haki we found my front gnasher lodged deep between her butt cheeks!...
Hatujawai Cheka hivo...
My tooth is now in salty water waiting for the dentist's appointment.
I just have to keep reminding myself not to laugh out loud in case I scare some other innocent soul.

Haithuru!...
@Aviator ! your brother has done it
 
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