Finally Bought A Car

[It's Me Scumbag]

@The.Black.Templar has gotten himself some wheels. But having been a cheki 'manenoist' he is very mindful of fellow manenoists...
The yellow sticker gives instructions on how to overtake a cyclist...

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Most importantest

 

[Denis Young]

Some motorcyclist just two days ago alikuwa anasonga na speed ya 40 na amkatalia kwa lane mbele yangu. No cars whatsoever in front of him. Lazima ningemtishia kidogo revving my engine karibu yake until he could feel the heat from the bonnet frying his annoying ass. Ilibidi asonge kando akinipigia horn.

 

[Clemens]

That information is invaluable, learnt it in the other kijiji thanks to the cheki maneno team.

 

[QuadroK4000]

@It's Me Scumbag mbona sija get hiyo joke?

Ama Pengine umeboeka?

 

[QuadroK4000]

That information is invaluable, learnt it in the other kijiji thanks to the cheki maneno team.

Habari yako?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@It's Me Scumbag mbona sija get hiyo joke?

Ama Pengine umeboeka?

@QuadroK4000 kuna kakitu @mzeiya ameita ka~ufala fulani. Muulize kanamaanisha nini?

And it's not really a joke,just very factual information looked at differently

 

[Clemens]

Habari yako?

Salama Kiongozi, how you doing?

 

[QuadroK4000]

Salama Kiongozi, how you doing?

Ami....

 

[Clemens]

Ami....

Ami Capital city.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Ami Capital city.

Imi ano exactly?

 

[Pseudonyms]

Some motorcyclist

Bodas na cyclists are two extremely different animals.

Bodas can go ferk themselves.

But people riding serious motorbikes (above 250cc) and cyclists are the most mindful and most disciplined road users you'll ever find.

 

[Mongrel]

Bodas na cyclists are two extremely different animals.

Bodas can go ferk themselves.

But people riding serious motorbikes (above 250cc) and cyclists are the most mindful and most disciplined road users you'll ever find.

If you are a man enough gonga mmoja and you will see who will be fucked

 

[mzeiya]

@mzeiya ameita ka~ufala fulani. Muulize kanamaanisha nini?

Naomba unigwache ama nikuje huko Mambatha na haka ka-contraption kameundwa na @Introvert courtesy of Kenya Kwanza's biggest fan, @Meria

 

[Denis Young]

Bodas na cyclists are two extremely different animals.

Bodas can go ferk themselves.

But people riding serious motorbikes (above 250cc) and cyclists are the most mindful and most disciplined road users you'll ever find.

I will disagree on that point ya motorbikes above 250cc. I can remember 3 occasions when I was getting back to nairobi and i poked my car slightly to see if it was safe to overtake napatana na mtu wa speedbike hugging the center line at very high speeds. Another decided it was a good time to overtake between two vehicles kama sausage kwa sandwich flashing his headlight kama mwenda wazimu karibu apite na side mirror.

 

[Pseudonyms]

If you are a man enough gonga mmoja and you will see who will be fucked

Do you now see why I said bodas can go ferk themselves?

 

[Pseudonyms]

I will disagree on that point ya motorbikes above 250cc. I can remember 3 occasions when I was getting back to nairobi and i poked my car slightly to see if it was safe to overtake napatana na mtu wa speedbike hugging the center line at very high speeds. Another decided it was a good time to overtake between two vehicles kama sausage kwa sandwich flashing his headlight kama mwenda wazimu karibu apite na side mirror.

Umeona accident ngapi za speedbike hapa Kenya tangu uzaliwe?

Na uliona ngapi za boda last year pekee?

 

[Clemens]

Imi ano exactly?

Ami Joska.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Ami Joska.

Gararan gabisa!

Ami.... Yuuuno Gatundu for some work.

 

[Introvert]

I will disagree on that point ya motorbikes above 250cc. I can remember 3 occasions when I was getting back to nairobi and i poked my car slightly to see if it was safe to overtake napatana na mtu wa speedbike hugging the center line at very high speeds. Another decided it was a good time to overtake between two vehicles kama sausage kwa sandwich flashing his headlight kama mwenda wazimu karibu apite na side mirror.

Hehe.
If you leave enough distance between yourself and the car in front you won't need to 'poke'...even with a LHD.