Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
I am a harbinger of good news today. That being the case, I won’t be giving any advisories before reading the following.
The sages of yore decreed that “Sharing is Caring”. We can never really claim to care about others until we start being benevolent to them.
You may wonder what I am all about in this tall and winding tale so a bit of a background might hopefully jolt your memory to speed.
If you care to remember you may recall that in my last tête-à-tête with you, I divulged how I was sexually starved and on the brink of getting unhinged and going complete bonkers.
I am happy to inform you that my circumstances have since taken a turn for the best.
Last Friday night I I was able to enjoy a steamy, earth chattering and hypnotic sexual feast with, no less, a sex god.
How it came to pass is that a top honcho in my place of work was hanging his boots after 35 years of servitude. We were all herded and shepherded to this swanky restaurant to enjoy a drink and a bite as we bid farewell to our dear and glorious leader.
As we were engrossed in grazing on peanuts,crisps and sandwiches as well as imbibing on the freely flowing tipple, I espied from the corner of my eye a sight to behold - a sex god standing by the bar chatting to a colleague.I immediately made a bee line for him. When I was a yard away, I pretended to loose my balance and landed straight into his alarmed arms splashing him with my wine.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, he ended up giving me a lift home. When we got to my door he kissed me goodnight on the cheek but I could have none of it. I tagged on his tie and pulled him inside where we proceeded to copulate in the living room, on the top landing and finally exhausted and delirious in the bedroom.
One thing that has to be said about the dude is that he is really and truly endowed in the crotch region.
His nini0 is as big and thicker as Lex Steele’s or Byron Long’s. My hand could not encircle the damn thing!
@Female Perspective, allow me now to put you out of your misery of suspense by telling you where you come in. Before my Byron Long left that night he inquired whether I have a friend who would like to join us for a threesum. I couldn’t think of a more deserving Girl than yorself. Kindly let me know whether this is something you fancy embracing.
@It”s Me Scumbag: Your genius with turedios is widely documented and well known. However, we want you to abandon them and be our cameraman as we indulge in this long awaited threesum. I do have a supa deep lens in my bedroom for this purpose. As a Film Director you will be by rights entitled to a Director’s cut which translates to you bonking @Female Perspective or myself dry fry!
@Mongrel: You will be the lights boy. Your role will be to illuminate the spot light to those dark crevices of our anatomy as we tango to the threesum protocols. No touching will be allowed as far as you are concerned.
Ladies and Gentlemen kindly RSVP. Thank You.
The sages of yore decreed that “Sharing is Caring”. We can never really claim to care about others until we start being benevolent to them.
You may wonder what I am all about in this tall and winding tale so a bit of a background might hopefully jolt your memory to speed.
If you care to remember you may recall that in my last tête-à-tête with you, I divulged how I was sexually starved and on the brink of getting unhinged and going complete bonkers.
I am happy to inform you that my circumstances have since taken a turn for the best.
Last Friday night I I was able to enjoy a steamy, earth chattering and hypnotic sexual feast with, no less, a sex god.
How it came to pass is that a top honcho in my place of work was hanging his boots after 35 years of servitude. We were all herded and shepherded to this swanky restaurant to enjoy a drink and a bite as we bid farewell to our dear and glorious leader.
As we were engrossed in grazing on peanuts,crisps and sandwiches as well as imbibing on the freely flowing tipple, I espied from the corner of my eye a sight to behold - a sex god standing by the bar chatting to a colleague.I immediately made a bee line for him. When I was a yard away, I pretended to loose my balance and landed straight into his alarmed arms splashing him with my wine.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, he ended up giving me a lift home. When we got to my door he kissed me goodnight on the cheek but I could have none of it. I tagged on his tie and pulled him inside where we proceeded to copulate in the living room, on the top landing and finally exhausted and delirious in the bedroom.
One thing that has to be said about the dude is that he is really and truly endowed in the crotch region.
His nini0 is as big and thicker as Lex Steele’s or Byron Long’s. My hand could not encircle the damn thing!
@Female Perspective, allow me now to put you out of your misery of suspense by telling you where you come in. Before my Byron Long left that night he inquired whether I have a friend who would like to join us for a threesum. I couldn’t think of a more deserving Girl than yorself. Kindly let me know whether this is something you fancy embracing.
@It”s Me Scumbag: Your genius with turedios is widely documented and well known. However, we want you to abandon them and be our cameraman as we indulge in this long awaited threesum. I do have a supa deep lens in my bedroom for this purpose. As a Film Director you will be by rights entitled to a Director’s cut which translates to you bonking @Female Perspective or myself dry fry!
@Mongrel: You will be the lights boy. Your role will be to illuminate the spot light to those dark crevices of our anatomy as we tango to the threesum protocols. No touching will be allowed as far as you are concerned.
Ladies and Gentlemen kindly RSVP. Thank You.
