Eeeeh Oooooh Biiiiiiii Dithemba 11st, 20202
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mzeiya
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Mwalimu-G
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If you're not an angler, you might be surprised to see this kind of gruesome sign near fishing piers. When this one was posted at Reddit, it sparked a bunch of Three Stooges jokes. But a few folks helpfully explained why you need to poke the eyes out of a fish before throwing its dead body in the water.
An intact fish carcass will float. Even a fish that has been filleted will float when the head is intact. Poking the eyes out will release that buildup of gasses inside so the fish carcass will sink to the bottom. In the natural world, a dead fish will be consumed by other creatures pretty quick. One that floats will be food for birds, and one that sinks will be food for bottom feeders, like crabs. But in the natural world, a dead fish is in itself rare, as they more often are consumed before dying of other causes.
So this is only a problem when humans are involved, throwing away fish or partial fish they have caught. Floating fish either draw too many seagulls to populated areas, or else the floating decomposing fish cause a mighty stink. Now you know.
If you're not an angler, you might be surprised to see this kind of gruesome sign near fishing piers. When this one was posted at Reddit, it sparked a bunch of Three Stooges jokes. But a few folks helpfully explained why you need to poke the eyes out of a fish before throwing its dead body in the water.
An intact fish carcass will float. Even a fish that has been filleted will float when the head is intact. Poking the eyes out will release that buildup of gasses inside so the fish carcass will sink to the bottom. In the natural world, a dead fish will be consumed by other creatures pretty quick. One that floats will be food for birds, and one that sinks will be food for bottom feeders, like crabs. But in the natural world, a dead fish is in itself rare, as they more often are consumed before dying of other causes.
So this is only a problem when humans are involved, throwing away fish or partial fish they have caught. Floating fish either draw too many seagulls to populated areas, or else the floating decomposing fish cause a mighty stink. Now you know.
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Don't drink on an empty star mack
Bubba and Johnny Ray
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
(Thanks, Duke!)
Bubba and Johnny Ray
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
(Thanks, Duke!)
YoungD
Elder Lister
If I was this guy, I wouldn't appear in public ever again after that supreme court debacle. A very stubborn and stupid guy.
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
What did he do or not do?
YoungD
Elder Lister
listen to his arguments from 2.15, and also listen to the response from the judges.
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Oooh, hiyo tu he should hang himself? And we are out there dishing out Get out of Jail Free cards to murderers and corruption high priests like there is no tomorrow? We set the bar low we should learn to live with our mediocrity, au?
Kender9
Elder Lister
Hio hata ni cash crop ya Bosongo si beerDon't drink on an empty star mack
Bubba and Johnny Ray
Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
(Thanks, Duke!)
Duke of Busia
Elder Lister
Niko na ya Bruno wa Ureno