Corona Homabay

Its crazy,Kenyans never stop amusing carrying an empty coffin to hide from police just getting to know the driver was corona+ve
But is this true? Stories emerging are attributing this to government propaganda. And the coincidence of the driver being positive is suspicious. Unless this Chinese virus is more widespread in Kenya than the daily government updates are suggesting
 

Liyayikevin

New Lister
But is this true? Stories emerging are attributing this to government propaganda. And the coincidence of the driver being positive is suspicious. Unless this Chinese virus is more widespread in Kenya than the daily government updates are suggesting
I wonder how they come all the way from Nairobi with an empty coffin,surely do people carrying a corpse lack clear papers,with information of the deceased?
 

LeoK

Elder Lister
But is this true? Stories emerging are attributing this to government propaganda. And the coincidence of the driver being positive is suspicious. Unless this Chinese virus is more widespread in Kenya than the daily government updates are suggesting
It is.
 

Nattydread

Elder Lister
That's a glimpse of the future.

It's September 2032.

President Ruto and his Deputy Nancy W. have just completed their 10 years. JaKuon is addressing the media, saying that 'Kenya is at a crossroads' after losing to President elect Nancy W. and her running mate George Mwangazi of Taveta.

JaKuon's latest party Risasi Ya Mwisho (RYM) is in disarray, because most people suspect that running mate Orengo accepted 3 million shillings from Wetang'ula, Atwoli and Mudavadi to sabotage the campaigns.

JaKuon is suing Safaricom, demanding telephone logs of all his opponents and party members from the past 4 years, for purposes he is yet to explain.

He physically attacked our photographer and forced him to retake the picture with his walker out of view.
 
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That's a glimpse of the future.

It's September 2032.

President Ruto and his Deputy Nancy W. have just completed their 10 years. JaKuon is addressing the media, saying that 'Kenya is at a crossroads' after losing to President elect Nancy W. and her running mate George Mwangazi of Taveta.

JaKuon's latest party Risasi Ya Mwisho (RYM) is in disarray, because most people suspect that running mate Orengo accepted 3 million shillings from Wetang'ul, Atwoli and Mudavadi to sabotage the campaigns.

JaKuon is suing Safaricom, demanding telephone logs of all his opponents and party members from the past 4 years, for purposes he is yet to explain.

He physically attacked our photographer and forced him to retake the picture with his walker out of view.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Ati rithathi ya ?
 
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