Choosing a wife based on luku luku.

BlackJew

Lister
Wazee, kuna kitu huwa inanisumbua kwa kichwa sana. First of all l'm a yutman. Secondly anything with a skirt that has no figure or hips can never excite fimbo ya Nyayo.
Sasa mimi nikipiga laps zangu mwenda huwa napatana na wamama kedo 40+ years, some bado wamemaintain figa wengine wanakaa roto. Sasa mimi kama kijana as I'm always used to 7-10 kwa rating ya figure na hips, how will get someone mwenye atabaki na hio figure ata akitwanga 40+??


Wazee kama @Abba how are you managing with your wifes, whom I know sahii wamechapa?
Wazee saidieni vijana wasifanye makosa zenu or you grow up old and bitter like @Field Marshal .

Note: Let no one say, mwanamke ni tabia. Tafasali.
 

Abba

Elder Lister
Wazee, kuna kitu huwa inanisumbua kwa kichwa sana. First of all l'm a yutman. Secondly anything with a skirt that has no figure or hips can never excite fimbo ya Nyayo.
Sasa mimi nikipiga laps zangu mwenda huwa napatana na wamama kedo 40+ years, some bado wamemaintain figa wengine wanakaa roto. Sasa mimi kama kijana as I'm always used to 7-10 kwa rating ya figure na hips, how will get someone mwenye atabaki na hio figure ata akitwanga 40+??


Wazee kama @Abba how are you managing with your wifes, whom I know sahii wamechapa?
Wazee saidieni vijana wasifanye makosa zenu or you grow up old and bitter like @Field Marshal .

Note: Let no one say, mwanamke ni tabia. Tafasali.
You cut your cloth according to your size . When you reach 40 and up, sexuality wouldn't be your first priority rather school fees and well being of your family.

Right now it's not you talking rather testosterone that has clouded your brain because you are under 25. As you age, testosterone reduces and all you want is to eat ,sleep and have a peaceful day. Bookmark this.. you will need it in future
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ShabbaRanks

Lister
Very few women maintain their beauty after childbirth and into their 30s so it really doesn't matter how hot your future wife is. Eventually atachapa. So pick someone you actually like who complements you as a person, because one day her tits are going to get saggy and her ass will have stretch marks and you'll be sitting there asking yourself why the hell you ever cared about looks.

You should also know kuoa bibi mrembo ni kama kupanda mahindi kando ya njia. That maize is going to be stolen. A lot.
 

BlackJew

Lister
You cut your cloth according to your size . When you reach 40 and up, sexuality wouldn't be your first priority rather school fees and well being of your family.

Right now it's not you talking rather testosterone that has clouded your brain because you are under 25. As you age, testosterone reduces and all you want is to eat ,sleep and have a peaceful day. Bookmark this.. you will need it in future
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Mzee ukiacha pombe uingie gym, you mean your testosterone won't shoot up?
Na uingie kwa diet mzuri kama ya alpha male, omena, mayai, njugu...
 

BlackJew

Lister
Very few women maintain their beauty after childbirth and into their 30s so it really doesn't matter how hot your future wife is. Eventually atachapa. So pick someone you actually like who complements you as a person, because one day her tits are going to get saggy and her ass will have stretch marks and you'll be sitting there asking yourself why the hell you ever cared about looks.

You should also know kuoa bibi mrembo ni kama kupanda mahindi kando ya njia. That maize is going to be stolen. A lot.
That's quite sensible. But still my question hasn't been answered.
 
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