Burner's Movie Reviews: Lake Placid vs Anaconda (2015)

Burner

Chief Lister
Ever wondered what would happen if the crocodile from the brilliant thriller Lake Placid (1999) went up against the giant snake that scared us in Anaconda (1997)? Well keep wondering because this movie answers none of those questions.

The movie plot is pretty much a mystery to me as all exposition spouted by the scientist in the opening scene made little sense. They injected an anaconda with blood from a big crocodile and the snake escaped. The snake wants to lay eggs and the some lady want the snake. Why? I don't know.
There are also some college girls being bullied at a lake to join a sorority. Then people get eaten by the multitude of crocodiles.
(This is the worst paragraph i have ever writtwn and it's still better than the movie)

The CGI is laughable and the dialogue was probably written Francis Atwoli.
If you've been having trouble getting to sleep, this is visual-piriton. It's not even a good bad movie, it's just bad and boring.

Catch it on netflix or your streaming devices if you dare.

🔥 1 burn out of 10.
Have this on in the background as you have sex.


On the plus side, the voiceover on the trailer is by the honest trailers guy
 

mzeiya

Chief Lister
Sure. The kind which the premise is so laughable that you just need to see where it goes.
Would you say the same for Shaolin Soccer?
Also, I am intrigued by how Quentin Tarantino constantly makes parodies that turn out to be Box Office smashers and classics. Legend yule
 

Burner

Chief Lister
Would you say the same for Shaolin Soccer?
Also, I am intrigued by how Quentin Tarantino constantly makes parodies that turn out to be Box Office smashers and classics. Legend yule
Yes. Shaolin Soccer would be there. Although i would put it at the same level as Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
 
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