Burner's Movie Reviews: Black Widow (2021)

neloangelo

neloangelo

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Burner said:
Im actually looking forward to What If..?
As an animated anthology i think they will be some decent stories.
Wasnt there supposed to br a Spawn reboot with Jamie Foxx in the lead?
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I have not heard about spawn. But if there is a reboot it should not be done by Disney or WB these two companies will ruin it.
 
Burner

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Nefertities said:
If they ruin Transformers the way they've ruined everything else, I'm throwing myself off a pedestrian bridge on Thika Highway.
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Transformers went to shit after the first one....and even the first one was just novel at the time. We were just excited to have a transformers movie.
If there is a franchise that needs to be rebooted, its Transformers.
 
Nefertities

Nefertities

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Burner said:
Transformers went to shit after the first one....and even the first one was just novel at the time. We were just excited to have a transformers movie.
If there is a franchise that needs to be rebooted, its Transformers.
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Oddly enough, I've been fine with that franchise till this last one ... But I'm still holding out hope that it'll go back to it's Glory days instead of getting worse. I can abide one bad movie from a franchise, but if it becomes a recurring thing, you're welcome to my closed casket funeral.
 
Nefertities

Nefertities

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The.Black.Templar said:
I hear Fast and furious are driving cars in space now? hahaha I literally almost choked when Dom caught that girl mid air kwa bridge, after that all respect for the franchise disappeared
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I almost didn't watch Hobbs and Shaw because they included the words "Fast and Furious" in the title. It took a whole 2 phone calls from someone and him sneaking the movie into my external hdd to convince me to watch it.
 
Burner

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The.Black.Templar said:
I hear Fast and furious are driving cars in space now? hahaha I literally almost choked when Dom caught that girl mid air kwa bridge, after that all respect for the franchise disappeared
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Fast and furious isnt about cars. Not after the first one. It's about spitting in the face of physics and natural law. Its just fucking stupid.

I dont mind some uwongo in a movie. But when what is seemingly an action movie turns into a parody of life i lose all interest. Remember in Die Another Day when james bond was kite-surfing on a tsunami? Or had an invisible car? That shit bugs me.
The reason Bourne Identity was so well received was because it looked and felt real. The reason we like Mission Impossible movies is because the stunts are actually being done (granted there is a some CGI) but Tom Cruise actually ran down the side of the Burj Khalifa!!

Then we have shite like Zack Snyders Army of The Dead or Indiania Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where a people survive nuclear blasts with some small cuts. Nigga! How???

I have resorted to watching low-budget action and horror movies because at least for that shitty budget, they can fail to meet my lowest expectations and Im ok with that.
 
SledgeHammer

SledgeHammer

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Steve rodgers alias Captain america and captain marvel fed off energy from the tezeract*
He is an enhanced winter soldier so that comes with benefits
Captain america is stronger than a normal human , can lift stormbreaker...
 
Burner

Burner

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SledgeHammer said:
Captain america 1, him in that enhance machine
Captain marvel, the jet crash scene
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No they didnt. At no point do they show the machine steve was in being connected to the tesseract.
captain marvels powers arent from the tesseract either. Its kree tech
 
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