AoB 20rd Jan, 2021

Mwalimu-G

Mwalimu-G

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The never ending quest…

1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
4. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
5. When I was 30, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
6. When I turned 40, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
7. I’m much older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big tits.
 
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Elder Lister
Mwalimu-G said:
The never ending quest…

1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
4. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
5. When I was 30, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
6. When I turned 40, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
7. I’m much older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big tits.
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Get big tits and big butt. Thank me later
 
Kabuda

Kabuda

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upepo said:
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Kikikikkkk....
Yaani Museveni couldn't figure out what homosexuals do mpaka aambiwe recently.... Kikikikkkk
I'm sure if he saw two lesbians at it he wouldn't think that it was so terrible ,ndume mbili zikidinyana mkia is what seems to disgust most holier than thou hypocrites like him.
This statement might end up costing him the power he so craves.
 
Field Marshal

Field Marshal

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Kabuda said:
Kikikikkkk....
Yaani Museveni couldn't figure out what homosexuals do mpaka aambiwe recently.... Kikikikkkk
I'm sure if he saw two lesbians at it he wouldn't think that it was so terrible ,ndume mbili zikidinyana mkia is what seems to disgust most holier than thou hypocrites like him.
This statement might end up costing him the power he so craves.
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Kabuda, nimekuuliza mara mingi, is it that you are socially-inept or just low IQed? Na jaribu kuku dissociate na huu upuzi wa homosexuality and you keep digging in. Eti 'holier thanthou hypocrites'. Dude, putting your dick in another man's asshole is unnatural and disgusting, period.
 
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Ice_Cube said:
The wielding glasses is to portray a working man/blue collar individual image maybe.
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Weld and wield are easily confused words.

Weld (“well-d”; rhymes with smelled, jelled, meld)

  • As a verb, it means to permanently attach steel or other metal pieces together via hammering, heating, soldering, or a combination of these methods.
  • As a noun, it means pieces that have been attached by welding.
Wield (“wee-ld”;rhymes with field, healed, kneeled, pealed) is a verb. It means to handle a sword or other bladed weapon. In a more figurative sense, it means handling something that has high impact but that can’t be physically seen, i.e., power and influence.)
 
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Field Marshal said:
Kabuda, nimekuuliza mara mingi, is it that you are socially-inept or just low IQed? Na jaribu kuku dissociate na huu upuzi wa homosexuality and you keep digging in. Eti 'holier thanthou hypocrites'. Dude, putting your dick in another man's asshole is unnatural and disgusting, period.
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Homosexuality has been observed and documented in nature. So you're wrong in saying that it's unnatural.
And what is disgusting to you isn't universally disgusting to everyone. Chinese eat snakes and frogs, which is disgusting to me. But I wouldn't hate them for that. So let homosexuals be. Their ass, their choice.
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